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[karmaaiza]

malewife duo enjoyers, i am smiling silly about phil and sneeg's relationship on the realm

cause like

sneeg is seen as this inhuman, inpenetrable force of a demi-god to a lot of characters now - even the ones who are closer to him seem to view him with intimidation, or awe - less (or more) than human, whether friend or foe

except philza

phil's first words to sneeg after the ball were to cut straight to the punch, no sugar coating things, even joking about it - asking him directly what happened with ros and the fight

and, even if it upset sneeg at first, it cheered him up

he was able to confide in phil, and have some fun

hell, even sneeg chasing phil around threatening to kill him over the dragon shards - phil was never truly scared of him

it was all playing!!

just

gah, warden demi-god and his feathered little cryptid friend who lives in the wilderness

rattles them

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This. This is it. This is why no matter whatever duo comes along, Veterans will always be my number one favorite. Veterans, Wallflower duo, whatever name you wanna use.

They may not have been the types to see each other every day, but nearly every time they were both online, either Fit would go to Phil's or Phil would go to Fit's. They were always finding each other, always spending some time together even if it was just for a little bit before Fit had to leave, or Phil needed to get a quest done.

And as great as all of this is. Showing how close Phil and Fit were with the possession and hardcore lore arcs. I can't say I care about that nearly as much as every single time before it, or the other things that happened outside of it.

I didn't watch Fit, so I don't know who he told about his secret room, but a point that he made to do was to tell Phil about it. He gave him a timeframe that he would be asleep for, letting Phil know WHERE he was supposed to be, so if something happened to him, PHIL COULD KNOW AND HOPEFULLY FIND HIM.

TW: Forever

I think some people forget this a lot because both the memory of Forever is sour, but also a lot was happening during the happy pills arc. People who look back on this typically remember that Phil worked with Bad and Cellbit to turn both Pac and Forever back to normal, and how bad the interaction between Pac and Fit felt.

But the most important part of that time for me is when Phil first learnt that this was happening. When Forever pulled him off to the side to talk to him, and Phil and Fit might have shared a look, there may have been a message I can't remember, but Fit spent that entire conversation sneaking around, being unseen but nearby and listening, so he could grasp the situation fully and so that he could be there to back Phil up if he needed to. All I can remember is Forever finally leaving, finally getting far enough away, and just the sound of Fit falling down from the tree and Phil asking him if he heard all of that.

Even more so, just a couple of days after the egg event STARTED. When the code monster, who we all called "God" at the time (I still do to be honest), launched after Phil, and he ran all the way back to spawn barely injured, and the second Fit was told what was going on, he didn't even think about consequences or anything. It was only "My friend is being attacked. God or not, I'm going to help him".

THEY GOT WARNED TO DO SOMETHING FOR GOD, AND THEN THEY WENT ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE WITH BADBOYHALO AND ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN

THATS NOT EVEN TOUCHING MOMENTS OUTSIDE OF QSMP. THEY WERE AT EACH OTHERS SIDES THE ENTIRE TIME DURING JSMP, AND THEY KEEP MEETING UP ANYTIME THEYRE BOTH ON THE REALM TOGETHER

But on qsmp specifically... Whether there are gods involved, whether they're going to rob materials from a plane, whether they're going on an adventure to rob some ships, fight off possession, sleep for week to find memories, find out how to save their friends, whatever.

No matter what, in the end, it's always them. Ride or die, but dying isn't something either of them are willing to do.

They know each other like the back of their own hands. A deadly combination, one that had to be separated forcefully in purgatory because they would have been too good together in a life or death match.

My favorite underrated duo of qsmp. The only other underrated group I think of all the time is Fit, Phil, and Bad, they can literally take up space in my brain for eternity, I do not care

Hold on I need to be mentally ill about Veterans Duo for a minute here.

When I was rewatching Phil's lore from Birdhouse to the end of the Ender King Possession Arc, I realized that every single time. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Something happens, Fit is the FIRST person Phil confides in.

He does it when he tells him about the Birdhouse.

He does it when Rose makes her first appearance in the back of Lullah's garden.

He does it when Ender King makes his first appearance with the amethyst in the bunker and the whole setup in Missa's shark tank. Fit is the first and only non-egg he name-drops Ender King to.

Not part of the lore I'm talking about, but he does it when he checks the bunker during the Election Banquet to see that Chayanne & Lullah are at home sleeping like he told them to be, thus confirming the Chayanne & Lullah at the Banquet are imposters. Fit is the first person he shows the picture of the real ones sleeping.

And every fucking time, Fit unconditionally believes him, drops everything he's doing to find Phil and listen to him and reassure him. Every time Phil apologizes or downplays his own distress, Fit rebuffs and insists he's right and it's okay and what he's feeling is real, at least to him, and that's important. Phil isn't burdening him.

When Phil tells him about the Birdhouse? He believes him. When they see if the Birdhouse is still where it should be and it's not? Fit still believes him. He says he's not the type to hallucinate and make things up.

When Rose's flowers and horse skull portrait are gone when Phil brings him and Pac back there to see it? Fit still believes him. He even says Phil wouldn't lie about something like this. An almost exact repeat of what he said about the Birdhouse.

When it becomes apparent that only Phil could see the amethyst and other items from Ender King, and when they disappear completely? Fit believes him. And he doesn't question or downplay anything to do with Ender King. He accepts what Phil is saying, period.

The trust between them is SO STRONG. The fact that Phil is very much the type you have to twist his arm to make him confess what's stressing him out because he chronically tries to shoulder it all himself to avoid burdening anyone because he's insistent that he has to be strong enough to handle things on his own (something deeply rooted in him due to his Hardcore nature). And yet. Without fail, he will confide in Fit immediately. And without fail, Fit comes running, listens fully, validates it all, and promises to do what he can to help.

Veterans Duo makes me fucking insane man.

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early on in their friendship, clown thought sneeg didnt like him. he didnt get sneegs blunt, sarcastic humor. he didnt pick up on how sneegs willingness to banter with you was a sign that he liked you

and he absolutely did not know that sneeg play fights as a sign of affection

the first time sneeg playfully elbowed clown in the ribs, clown nearly launched him. after all, no one had ever dared to lightheartedly attack him. no, every fight he had fought was one of desperate bloodshed, where every hit was one step closer to death. his heart thudded in his chest, his mind reeling at the betrayal-

and then sneeg had laughed at his stiff posture, clapped him on the shoulder with a teasing jab, and then simply walked away

it kept happening. a light shove, a kick to the leg that was barely more than a tap. all of it punctuated by sneeg ribbing him and laughing.

he didnt know what it meant, for a while. this kind of affection was... alien to him. clown pondered day in and day out if sneeg actually hated him like he feared.

and then he saw sneeg do it to phil and fit.

he knew sneeg was friends with those veterans, had heard sneeg complain on end about phil leaving him for his lumberjacking obsession. he knew sneeg cared for them dearly.

and it finally opened his eyes, that day when phil and fit were both on, and sneeg had launched himself at phil.

and phil had simply cackled, meeting sneeg blow-for-blow with uncoordinated punches and slaps. from the side, fit had made a snide remark, and the two turned on him with devious glee. the two pounced on him with shouts of "W tap" and "strafe", until the anarchist shouted "calma, boys, calma!"

and they had all... laughed. even winded and covered in grass stains, all three of them treated spontaneously wrestling in the middle of spawn with the same joy you would have when greeting an old friend

like greeting a friend, clown thought distantly

so, he got daring. whenever sneeg would rib him, he would return it. a poke got a prod, an elbow a kick, and he once got to savor sneegs indignant look when clown purposely stepped on his toes after the engineer had shoulder checked him in the tight corridor of the twohickeys brewing stands.

it all culminated in the twohickey, really. sneeg came swinging out the gate with a barrage of insults, and for once, clown leaped at the chance to respond. he prided himself in his ability to fight, and this was no different. for every insult, he responded in kind, and it ended up with them wrestling in the sands of the twohickey, nearly crushing turtle eggs as ros watched on helplessly

and clown felt light. his lungs ached with how hard he laughed, and he belatedly realized his cheeks hurt from smiling so much. for all he returned sneegs insults, this was wonderful

and thats when he finally understood. that this is how sneeg showed his love

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being a rarepair shipper is all fun and games until you don't have a friend to ship it with...

bc wdym only one of my friends likes qsmp?? WDYM THAT FRIEND IS A MISCLICK DUO TRUTHER???(no hate to misclick duo, they’re great too i swear)

"oh go find a friend who ships starcicle" NO...thats scary... what if they bully me...what if they hate my scu and epicsmp brainrot....😞

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IT WAS CLOWNPIERCE????????

clown was muted in phil's vod too, so phil did this for no reason. i love my streamer.

This single clip has been sustaining my desire for clownpierce philza interactions for two years and now the only thing standing in my way of receiving more is these two logging on to the realm at the same fucking time for once

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we're back to the season of philza fans missing him the second that he leaves on a trip

its not even a streaming day but i know im gonna wake up tomorrow and the lack of notifications around 1pm from his twitch is gonna leave me twiddling my thumbs in boredom

forever thanking mercy for the vod channel, lord knows i need it in these philza-less times

I miss Philza Minecraft

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i dont have free time to draw but this outfit is so 💥

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the disappointment i felt seeing him not streaming today, charlie come back to us

he only lasted like, 40 minutes tho LMAO

very upset charlie isn’t streaming this. I hate him dearly

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Etoiles has been on Tubbo's smp "The Realm" since the start of it! Slimecicle is just coming in today tho, along with Baghera, Tommyinnit, and others I don't know as well :D

I am being very sane over him and charlie being on a server again yesyes

U see that etoiles and slimecicle are now both gonna be on tubbos new smp

I JUST HEARD ABOUT CHARLIE AND BAGHERA!!!!! EYOILES IS NEWS TO ME THOUGH WHAT.

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so like, out of curiosity, is anyone making or craving a realm smp roleplay server? cause i haven't been able to stop thinking about this concept for a week but i havent seen anything anywhere

cause like, if more people want it, i learnt roughly how to make a server last night, i could make the sacrifice lmao

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this feels like seven different people

but in my heart i want to say etoiles (i havent seen him on the smp yet) because he is the most strat based person i know of and he loves to collect... but there are multiple people i dont know that well so really, who knows lol

Can you guess this character?

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[karmaaiza]

phil and sneeg will forever be my favorite "in every universe" duo

and now they're talking about being heavy/fast duo

i hate them and i love them so much

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the 20 hour stream actually comes from our streamer philza, who is widely known for being bad at reading, trying to read graves to find his friends

Not to mention Cellbit's misleading direction and Philza being bad at directions

we'll leave this area in another 2 hours

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Philza, upon seeing the first puzzle, literally on the opening stream:

"So 20 hour stream?"

i have such high hopes for my streamer

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we r so back

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something about people talking about Fit, Phil, and Sneeg betraying each other

something about Fit and Phil, who would never hurt each other if someone elses life wasn't on the line. even then, phil still wouldnt want to

something about sneeg and phil finding each other in every universe they're both in, and being each others ride or die, no matter what. why would they betray each other when they can work together? its simply more effiecent and joyful that way

something about sneeg and fit, who i only remember talking on smp earth, where Sneeg was wary of Fit because of the end crystals, now in jsmp joking about betraying one another, but Fit jumping in front of Sneeg so he with his 100$ bounty can run

why would they ever betray each other? for money? please, the vibes are much more important to them

fit would rather give phil weed brownies than kill him. phil would travel hundreds of blocks to have fit's back than kill him.

they both would rather run to sneegs defense at the idea of people hunting him, let alone it actually happening, with phil bringing coffee for the man as an extra treat

this is the gang of "i wouldn't betray you" lads

I love my FPS trio