#fitmc

[54625]

I think my favourite thing about FitMC is that he knows FULL well he is The FitMC of 2b2 goddamn t and so when he says some shit like "guuuurl saame~" or "I'm crazy and sexually ambiguous" or "my Brazilian Boyfriend" it is automatically 100× funnier because he's the one who said it. And he uses this ability to it's full extent

[tastytoastz]

[lilliancdoodles]

FitMC quote book (feel free to add on) Inspired by @hepbaestus

"Your ass is grass and Ramon is the weed wacker"

"im not white im olive"

"I know the Geneva Convention is more like a Geneva Suggestion but.."

"im just a silly little bald boy"

"IT MEANS PUSSY?????????" (no idea what this context is XD)

"if you disable mines you are disrespecting the entire Hispanic community"

“ARE YOU TRYING TO GIRLBOSS GASLIGHT ME?”

"when im cold I don't joke about murdering children, but thats just me"

"Fit it's time to sin with me" -Phil "you're acting like it's the first time" -Fit

"so much sussy Baka activity"

"I broke Jesus's face.."

"Think of me like an American Philza but im bald and a little more fucked up"

"we got spawn camped by tony the fucking tiger"

"I love balls so much"

"im pretty sure if I tried to do puppy eyes I would look like a crack addict"

"Bad, take your shirt off"

"What did kelp stand for again? 'Kill Every Living Person'?"

"I see TNT explosions that are sexy"

"Sneeg, shut up, im doing gay roleplay right now"

"Ill stop shaking my ass ramon, don't drown yourself please"

"I need my gay support slug"

"No one loves lesbians more than fitmc does"

"My sexuality is wario"

"I want to thank my 𝐵𝓇𝒶𝓏𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐵𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹"

“The IRS was like ‘We saw you had a new source of income in 2023, care to explain that?’ And I’m like ‘Yeah, gay minecraft roleplay!’”

"Maidenless runt? I HAVE A BRAZILIAN BOYFRIEND BITCH"

"this cave is full of children and I'm god's hungriest Pitbull"

"do emo kids still exist?"

"Pro-wrestling is Hillbilly Shakespeare"

"i'll be a monkey's bare assed uncle"

"Just think about this Phil, in a few days im gonna get my hands on you"

"Hotdogs are gender-fluid in a way"

"guuuuuuurl same"

"I am crazy, and sexually ambiguous enough to do it."

[fireflyaurora]

Never thought I would hear Fit say gurrrl same.

[lutraviolet]

have a pmd au for the soul

[reebee05]

low quality colored sketch of the guys 🫧

[royalarchivist]

[After Fit gives Shane a pepper, a gift he finally likes]

Fit: ...Still only one heart. You know- you know what– I try, I try to be so nice, I try to be so nice, and I just– I make no progress. I just make no progress.

Fit: [Reading chat] "What happened to baby steps?" THAT'S NOT A REAL PERSON! I'm trying to speedrun this!

[genevawren38]

Stardew brings out the min-maxing demon in Philza and the rage-monster in FitMC

Philza then got voided for being too based [for the memes and it was funny]

[chamoemileclown]

a trout, a shell, a pendant, an egg, and all the stars in the sky

[expiredshade]

It Takes Two!

Manifesting a Tazermc It Takes Two stream with this drawing 🙏

[54625]

stardew fit with a hat that says "no one wants me, fish fear me"

he's really going through it

[ohnothisisathing]

You know, the longer I watch FitMC the more I'm convinced that he's the kind of guy who holds a fish in his dating profile picture like some people joke about. Man is so excited about a fishing mini game.

[callmebrutus]

"don't you mean OUR husband"

yeah, and qpac is OUR boyfriend now. man i love communism🙏💪

[cellgatinbo]

[he’s upset he can’t give shane more of his favorite gifts so soon]

fit: “what happened to baby steps” THAT’S NOT A REAL PERSON. I’M TRYING TO SPEEDRUN THIS SHIT

[pixiecaps]

HE GOT A SHANE CUTSCENE WOW. FINALLY

[pommunist]

fitmc will say "you can’t be like i can fix him !!! u can’t fix people !! » and then romance shane and penny