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well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th
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I'm stealing this from Twitter
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I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
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it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉
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THEYCALL IT ITHE XBOX ONE BECAUSE
you take 1 look and you fuck the x box
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I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures of his house because I am not an asshole, but he just put an addition on his already batshit insane house and I am dying to share.
He lives in a 1950 PanAm passenger plane. I have no fucking clue how he got it here, because we're nowhere near a runway and it still has its wings and its landing gear. The living space is a solid 15 feet off the ground and he has one of those old school staircase vans as his front step. I would assume its not terribly different from living in a trailer or other mobile home, but its way better insulated because its a plane.
Anyway, he just finished a glassed in porch that comes out of the pilots side of the cockpit and its so cool. This isn't some gimmicky airbnb, this is his house and the commitment to the bit is legendary.
His greenhouse is a fire engine.
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Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.
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every once in a while im like "lmfao isnt england embarrassed to have a queen" but like the lawyer wig situation is honestly above and beyond that weirdness like what is that. do they make you guy your own wig. is it like harry potter where it chooses you. is it custom. do you go to a judge wig store. how come some wigs dont fit and look like shit
#british people can actually take them serious???#then again highest judges often wear silly hats and nobody has an issue with that#is it ever a subplot in british courtroom shows that someone forgot their wig#then again it's probably just kept with the robes#are british lawyers judgy about the quality of each other's wigs (no pun intended)
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THE QUEEN'S BEEN DEAD FOR ONE SLUTTY SLUTTY YEAR!
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to me those enormous fuckoff huge pickup trucks with the halogen brights are like animals that have been so severely inbred for an extreme appearance that they’re constantly in pain. Like to me this is mutilation via selective breeding
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I am going to physically fight die Bahn with my own two fists
#the oracle hath spoken#those fucking assholes just straight up cancelled my entire train without a single peep#and i am not eligible for compensation bc i still went using a different connection and so far am not an hour late#at DB: you WILL take me home! and if it is the last thing either of us does!
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Positively delusional, people assuming me to be from franconia after I opened my mouth
#the oracle hath spoken#people here roll their r's like romanics (to my ears) and speak relatively dental and melodious (relatively)#so like. complete opposite from my native dialect(s)
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