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     He put his knee down and rested on his legs. He was going to need a comfy seat for whatever was about to happen. While the man wakes up and adjusts, his mind runs riot just seeing this other. Karkat had met all kinds variations of himself, including an older breed of Vantas he never wanted to meet. But to meet yet another new relative, the oldest in his line, it was overwhelming.

     Utterly confounded, he can't force any words out of his throat. Hearing the man's voice, having him cease his talking once he looks at him, it makes him shiver. As there was silence between them, there was a small pause even after the man spoke.

          ....

     "Yeah, I'd say so too." That's all he could think of saying, at least. Soon after, bewilderment turned into shyness. For once, he was speechless. A sweaty hand clapped around his neck, eyes darting away from the man's face.

     A few 'uh's and 'um's were uttered, almost inaudible.

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          — The man before him rises with a startled look, a grey hand rising to pull down the mask that covers his nose and mouth, a fatigued glaze coating pale pupils. It takes a moment for the elder troll to come to his senses before he leans forward, resting his arms against his knees, expression metamorphing into something that would be much more appealing: a gentle smile and lidded eyes.

                   ’ Apologies, my boy. I have not rested well in many a quartersweep. Thank you for waking me; if you had not, someone less friendly would have. How might I be of assistance to— ‘

                     The elder mutantblood stops, recognizing the smaller boy from his time in the dreambubbles. His legs cross, hands folded into his lip, eyes slightly widened in disbelief. ’ Aye, bless the heavens. Today is a good day, my boy. ‘

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"I forgot how much of a task it is just talking to you."

He rolled his eyes as she went on, nodding his head as she went on. "You know," he started "I felt dead before I met you. In fact, I start feeling a little less dead when you're not there. How bittersweet is that? I'm beginning to you've got some godly powers to make me feel that way, Serket. But I'd call it witchcraft, just so we all had a reason to set you ablaze." In return to her smirk, he offered a fake smile.

"Sort of nice? You just said you liked my presence until I was toxic to your thinkpan! Whatever, I was going to say almost the same thing anyway.

How terribly sweet of you to say about your lusus. She is mangy, isn't she? Anyway, what's been going on? Like, I'm not saying I want to talk to you, but every time I try to you're always FLARPing or doing something stupid along the lines of that. How's that going?"

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"Ooooooooh look I’m Karkat Vantas, I whine about too much shit as if I’m a stupid little grub wiggling around crying for it’s lusii. I watch too many romcoms because the thought of actually going out and getting some for my pathetically small bulge is practically impossible what with my dense thinkpan!”

There’s a small smirk. “The only reason you lived at all because your whole life was laid out so you meet me and finally have some importance in your terribly dull life. I mean, it’s a goddamn tragedy if someone doesn’t meet me before their death.

And I’m so sorry I abandoned you Karkat but your stench was beginning to have horrible affects on my thinkpan. I actually began to like your company after a while. Strange, isn’t it?

But um, it’s sort of nice to see you again? Almost like seeing the old, mangy lusii crawl out of the caves.”

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gonna be editing the format of some posts don't mind mee

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FINALLY! SOMEONE I'M FAMILIAR WITH WHO DIDN'T ALWAYS HATE ME, OR HATE ME AT ALL. FOR MOST OF THE TIME, AT LEAST.

wwaevvs

MAN, EVERYONE SO FAR IS DRIVING ME BATSHIT UP THE WALL! SO FAR, ALL THE PEOPLE I'VE BEEN MESSAGING HAVE JUST YELLED AT ME. ISN'T THAT WEIRD? IT'S USUALLY YOU THAT COMPLAINS ABOUT PEOPLE SCREAMING AT YOU. NO OFFENSE.

I GUESS I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THIS FIRST BEFORE SORT OF RAMBLING. HELLO, ERIDAN.

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hi everyone! im going to bed but i just wanna say thank you for a fun first day! i have a few people i need to respond to, i know who you are B)

have fun friendos see you hopefully tomorrow!

replies i owe  } x and x

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     Uneasiness consumed him as he stepped closer to his room. He turned a corner and halted. His door had been closed, had he done that? He tried to relive the early morning, trying to remember if he had just accidentally left his door shut. Once he opened his door, however, he realized it might not have been him.

     "Wh- I-" he stuttered, more than enough of his possessions moved around and toppled over. Had he been robbed? He panicked, rushing towards his drawers and cabinets to run an inventory check.

     Unaware of whether or not the perpetrator was still in his house, he unwarily opened up his closet to see if any of his clothes were missing. . .

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A hissing laugh came from between closed folds, as she floated causally around the room- moving stuff about, causing a general mess. Just a general havoc before the owner came home- and when she heard the creaking of a door, she dropped with a plop to the floor in the area she had been. She fitted in quite well in the mix of books and papers.

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"Oh how E missed such belittling comments. Oh how I longed for some familiar blue blooded friend of mine to reenter my life and talk up a shitstorm about me. Excuse me as I open my umbrella up! I just desperately hope it'll shield me from those awful rays of yours. Those awful rays drenched in such ill manners with such nasty detail."

"My fucking god, how did I live my life without company such as this? I couldn't reread our conversations on Trollian, my grubtop being destroyed. Vriska, why would you abandon me--" He suddenly growled and grunted.

"Vriska! I already explained how my sarcasm was running low. You can't just squeeze me dry like this."

"Oh, and hi."

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“Underlings? I’m sorry, who’s the shitter that was practically begging for my help? You. No matter the amount of trash that spews out of that ill-infected orifice you call a mouth, I always manage to find a few more maggots crawling out. And the only jolly time we’re gonna have is me attending your goddamn funeral.”

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The boy slowly approached the other whom was wrapped in shades of gray. As he inched closer, he could observe this stranger's features more. To his surprise, he found that he had horns almost identical to his, of course bigger. He thought about his own horns and their puny size, trying to give himself hope on how they might look.

     Karkat knelt down beside the stranger, curious to find out just who this adult was. It wasn't until he got on his level that he found himself nearly mirrored in the other.

     He cussed under his breath, hesitant to wake him.      Eventually, impulse made him nudge his shoulder.

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• @kartsinoma - phaeedra •

        — The Signless is currently and momentarily lost away in what seems to be a fatigue-induced slumber. It won’t take much to wake him, if you choose to do so.

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CG: STOP USING YOUR ASS TO TYPE HOLY SHIT... IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE THINK I SOUND LIKE?

CG: UGH, IT'S ACTUALLY HARD READING ALL OF THIS, EXCEPT THE PART ABOUT ME HILARIOUSLY GIVING YOU A DISEASE VIA COMPUTER. WHICH I CREATED, YEAH.

You actually can't believe it worked this time.

CG: AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO HELP YOU REMOVE THAT THERE VIRUS. THE VIRUS THAT'S GOING TO BECOME MINE TO CONTROL ONCE IT'S DONE SEEDING ITSELF INTO YOUR COMPUTER.

CG: THAT SOUNDS REALLY GROSS, SORRY

CG: ANYWAY, NO. I'M NOT GONNA GIVE SOME LITTLE WORM THE DIRECTIONS TO REMOVING MY VIRUS.

IZ: What

IZ: NO!! You stupid idiot you blithering moron you EMPTY      HEADED DERELICT SPOON SUCKING WRETCH      BORN FROM A GOAT that is NOT WHAT I ASKED!!!

IZ: this program ITSELF is the thing DEFACING my incredible      technology and i deducted that you are the creator of      this JOKE, which ended up not being funny at all, and      therefore will know how to remove it from my computer

IZ: I DONT CARE ABOUT HOW SLOWLY YOU TYPE OR      YOUR WHINES FOR ME TO BE MERCIFUL AND GIVE      YOU MORE TIME TO SIT THERE AND SCRATCH YOUR      EYEBALLS OR WHATEVER YOURE DOING JUST FIX      IT!!! FIX IT AND NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!!! I HATE      YOU SO MUCH!!!!

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     HELLO, MY FIRST WAVE OF UNDERLINGS.

phaeedra serrket regeina

     JUST KIDDING. I CAN ONLY CALL VRISKA THAT (I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE LASHING I'M GOING TO GET THROUGH TEXT). ANYWAY, I'M JUST SO INCREDIBLY EXCITED TO GET TO KNOW ALL OF YOU THROUGH THIS MYSTICAL AND MAGICAL SITE. I'M SURE WE'LL ALL HAVE A JOLLY TIME GALLIVANTING THROUGH THIS WONDERFULLLFFFFFFFUCK.

     MY TANK OF SARCASM RAN OUT!

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hi new followers

like for a starter and also if you want it to be irl or thru txt

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-- inexpiableZelotypia [ IZ ] began irking carcinoGeneticist [ CG ] at 7:04:48 --

IZ: Hi i need some help with my computer it installed      this  thing   when   I   was   actually   looking  for      something else and now it wont get off because      this  is  encrypted  in  neither  human nor irken im      assuming  youre  the  help  desk  of  this  horrible      place  so  you  can  take  it  off  right  because of      STUFF   so   PROVIDE   ME   WITH   ASSISTANCE

IZ: right

IZ: right

IZ: RIGHT?!?!?!??!?!?!?

IZ: DONT IGNORE ME I KNOW YOUR THERE!!!! 1!1!!

IZ: YOU’RE*********

CG: FIRST OF ALL, I WANNA KNOW WHAT GAVE YOU THE LUDICROUS IDEA THAT I WAS FOR SOME REASON A HELP DESK. DOES MY TAG SUGGEST IT? DOES MY TAG TRANSLATE INTO 'HELP DESK' ON YOUR SCREEN? SLIM FUCKING CHANCE.

CG: SECOND OF ALL

CG: YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME TIME TO RESPOND. YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A FRACTION OF A SECOND. YOU JUST KEPT SMASHING 'RIGHT?' INTO YOUR KEYBOARD JUST SO I WOULD /HAVE/ TO PAY ATTENTION

CG: AND ANOTHER THING!!

CG: WHAT IS IT THAT'S ON YOUR SCREEN? I MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP. IT COULD BE IN TROLLIAN. WHAT'S THE THING.

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