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pls ignore everything I ever said I would do. Or wouldn’t do. I’m no longer a reliable narrator about my own activities.

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beautiful girls, all over the world (WHICH IS FLAT, BTW), i could be chasin but my time would be wasted...

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colors // halsey

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I wish none of you were sad

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here man i got the perfect book for u

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what the fuck is going on

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are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to

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Books really go off on them little pages wish I knew how to read

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Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

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a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

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the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?