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Hermann was having a bad day so Newt got him drunk and they hung out like college students in Newt’s room and Hermann shared his Opinions

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“hannibal had never, ever thought about the future,”

“and for once…”

“he saw a future.”

— mads mikkelsen on hannibal and will’s relationship at the c2e2 hannibal panel

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Hello if you draw AK Jason being/doing something soft and being happy I'll keep that image in a little cabinet in my heart forever and ever and ever

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Today's take:

I think aestheitc wise Jason with the autopsy scars is cool and all. But since Bruce knew how he died he never would of had it needed an autopsy nor would they bother to preform on so I'd like to give the subtle but eerie alternative.

Jason Todd with scars made from the embalming process. (So one on his stomach and one or two on his neck) it's subtle you wouldn't think much of it unless you know that process and know he died. Or unless he said. It'd be kinda creepy but interesting.

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Jason Todd and Tim Drake have an hour long meeting at one am every fortnight so Jason can check up on Tims progress with getting a high-school diploma. This meeting cannot be stopped so it is not unusual to see the Robin Hood duo arguing on a rooftop about basic Physics (Tim can do the complicated stuff just not the high school level shit)

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What I love about Jason Todd is that he's angry about his trauma. Life fucked him over and he's rightfully pissed off. We already have "healed from their anger" Dick Grayson and "ignores their emotions" Bruce Wayne. Thank you DC for giving us "hurt and upset and lashing out" Jason Todd.

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Full line

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Taking my son out for enrichment

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katabasis

(click for better quality :3 also available as a print)

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there will come a soldier, who carries a mighty sword

(available on my print store)

(anakin's version)

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Vic and Dick. 2022

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detective comics covers by evan cagle

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duke thomas 😄

& him hanging out with the waynes :)

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laundry day

(pls click for better quality!)

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we need to put fandom bloggers into some kind of quarantine until the epidemic of making female characters into moms stops spreading

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"