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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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now see them spin

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For all your heatwave needs

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happy pride

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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smooch

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Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to grow up to become Newt Gesizler

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readed a fic where newt stands on a chair to argue with hermann whilst hes on the ladder.. peak

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Happy pride to these guys. I just wanted them to have a soft moment

I have the sketch and the cleaned up version, but I’m torn lately over which brush I prefer. I am so open to anyone’s opinion

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Grandpa gator and his rowdy grandsons

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shining bright bc i am a lovely little star :) (print!!)

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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"Well, how do I look?"

"In my most humble opinion, I think you look quite lovely."

"What about the least humble?"

"What?"

"If that's your most humble opinion, then what is your least humble one?"

"Hmm. In my least humble opinion, I believe that anyone who sees you in that dress and cannot be you or have you should want to kill themselves."

"Nice."

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.