kassandrasdisciple
kassandrasdisciple
Horrible Oracle
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I have opinions on horror podcasts and the world will never know peace because of it. 24, Trans Woman (she/her) PFP & boarder by Kim Holm.
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kassandrasdisciple · 17 days ago
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Starting Bones and on one hand I'm completely against gun ownership of any kind.
On the other hand, give my Autistic queen a gun. As a treat. She'll use it irresponsibly, and that's fine.
No but seriously any finale scene Temperance could've have a gun in would've ended both much quicker and much more violently, why does she keep judo flipping people, if she gets a gun she's spraying and not praying.
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kassandrasdisciple · 20 days ago
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Every statement regarding Gerry Keay (The Magnus Archives)
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kassandrasdisciple · 24 days ago
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Something about your Gerry makes me so happy like omg!!! It's him!!!
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Well, it is a him.
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kassandrasdisciple · 24 days ago
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Something about your Gerry makes me so happy like omg!!! It's him!!!
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Well, it is a him.
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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I'm curious: What's y'alls wanted shows are?
I put Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde (gothic horror queen obvi)
But I also would love a Pride and Prejudice adaptation (I'm a slut for good letters what can I say?)
I should have also included Edgarewin Alisha Poe fuck
We're gathering some info to help guide our podcasting! If you're able to take a few minutes to fill out this survey, it would be supremely helpful. Thanks!
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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Haven't seen anyone make one of these yet
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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Annie: There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death; conjuring spirits from the past...and the future. In ancient Ireland, they were called Filí. In Choctaw land, they called them Fire Keepers. And in West Africa, they were called Griots. This gift can bring healing to their communities. But it also...attracts evil....
Sinners (2025)
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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silly transfem jon doodle
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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when i start a new tmagp episode and i hear it begin with a tape recorder click its like the faggot equivalent of a dog hearing a collar jingle
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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Listen to OP and Please Please Please watch Sinners, it's the best film I've watched this year and if it doesn't win any awards I'll riot.
Woke up, still obsessed with Sinners.
Seriously, if you ever wanted to ask/wondered:
What and why our music means so much to the Black community, the roots from the past to the present
Why it's so deeply insulting to deal with the cultural appropriation and disrespect of Black music, given the depth of that meaning
How we use language, history, and context to determine when somebody ain't kinfolk despite pretending
How you might be allowed to forget that you're white, but we aren't allowed to forget that you're white, and that frames our interactions with you
How your allyship can fall oh so uselessly flat, no matter how well intentioned you may be, if you refuse to understand your position within the game
Why what scares you as fantastical is often a living nightmare for people of color, and how that history and social context can weave a horror story that hits close to home (I have a whole lesson on that!)
And more, go watch that movie 🙏🏾
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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He's saying what we've all been thinking
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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Is there any chance the tmagp Archivist is Sasha? She was supposed to be Archivist instead of Jon in the first place, after all. Plus, in ep 37, the Archivist says "I see you" twice, which were Sasha's last words (or, rather, the words that Not!Sasha repeated) in tMA and all.
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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Watching any Miss Marple/Poirot story:
Woman in danger: *fighting for her life* PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!
Every other person: look at this silly hysterical woman
~~~ murder happens / attempted ~~~
The surviving cast: what a tragedy, if only we had any warning!
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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yakuza league
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kassandrasdisciple · 2 months ago
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The Ninja Batman Movies
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FUCKING AMAZING I spent most of both gasping and cackling in equal measure. Yakuza league is the stronger of the 2, action and plot wise, but I'd highly recommend both if your looking for a duology to binge.
I'm gonna go over my favorite bits and reviews below so spoilers ahead but please please PLEASE watch these two. They are some of the funniest/badass films you'll watch and I can't think of another superhero movie that's commited to the bit THIS HARD recently, you'll enjoy them I promise.
BATMAN NINJA -
Just some unfiltered reactions first:
So Bruce is always a nepo baby huh? Immediately gets dropped in feudal Japan but have no fear, he's a fated hero and gets a Legion of ninjas and bats at his disposal. Icon
Holy fuck did he run through those vehicles "we took good care of the batmobile" soz Alfred they got scrapped in five minutes flat. Also listing the batmobile, batplane and batcycle one after the other verbally? Snyder could never.
Outfits ... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BABIES HAIR why is Damien BALD, why does Bruce have a monk's hairline?! And Jason MY BOY LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOY, I thought he was scarecrow at first ngl. The disrespect.
Just let Jason shoot Joker, as a treat, please. PLEASE
WHERE THE FUCK DID PENGUIN GET ACTUAL PENGUINS IN FEUDAL JAPAN
SO. MANY. GUNDAMS. GOOD GODS
A JOKER GUNDAM, THEN 5 ROGUE GUNDAMS, A MEGA VILLIAN GUNDAM A M O N K E Y GUNDAM AND FINALLY A MONKEY-BAT COMBO GUNDAM what the actual fuck
Over all an amazing movie to watch, the animation is beautiful and multiple styles are used, all immaculate. The Joker-harley farmer era was really the standout.
I did watch this dubbed so the lipsync was off but that's on me, I do think that this would've been better as a tv show, fleshing out each rogue's rise and the movie's plot happening in the later half of the season but that's just me.
As far as plot .. okay, it's thin. This movie is carried by its bombastic-isity and its art, it is constantly hitting you with a frying pan so you don't question ANYTHING. It's a movie I will rewatch purely to watch the fascinated horror on my friends' faces as they see A FUCKING MONKEY GUNDUM GET BLOWTORCHED (I am not over the gundams)
BATMAN NINJA VS
THE YAKUZA LEAGUE
Now THIS is an amazing movie, I'm gonna list some more streams of consciousness before I get into why tho:
Harley saw slightly less moral Wonderwoman and FOLDED and girl SAME I CAN'T BLAME YOU
Love that they made Wonderwoman an ally cos they knew damn well there isn't a contingency for her that doesn't sacrifice a couple of cities first.
Ra's isn't a nonce in this, THANK FUCK I LOVE ECOTERRORIST RA'S
On that, Talia knowing this was dumb is iconic, and Ra's being a middle Eastern man who decided to be a Weeb and set his future in Japan so he can be a sushi snob is also iconic. Dumping Damian in California rolls is also also iconic.
WHY IS THERE A VOLTRON EDIT?!
DIANA WHY ARE YOU A CITYPOP GIRLIE, HARLEY WAS PISSING HERSELF. I WAS PISSING MYSELF, DID THE ENTIRE WRITER'S ROOM DROP ACID
Nightwing shish-kebabing GL then going °•~●\~ Hiiiiiiii °○●~○ is immaculate
DISCOWING IS BACK LETS GO BB!
You can tell decking Superman is a passion not a hobby for bruce, this isn't a job its a ~calling~
Overall this is a MUCH stronger film than Batman ninja, it's a shame that you can't really watch it first to get hooked on the world then watch the prequel, but that might be a good thing. The writers have found a balance between substance and zanyness, it's not a tearjerker, but it's just a spectacle to watch, and means you end the duology on a high note.
The animation is even better, I did watch this one subbed so idk how dubbed would effect the experience but overall it's an amazing film, ten out of ten.
If you didn't heed the spoiler warnings PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go watch them, I'm not even lying when I say I didn't even include half of the shit that'll make your jaw drop in these lists, they are batshit (pun intended) movies and you'll have an amazing time watching them.
Thank you for joining me on this Acid trip of a viewing and for getting this far into my ramblings, godspeed.
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