I am old enough.Watch me rediscover and then hyper-fixate on various fandoms, old and new.I occasionally draw sometimes. Multishipper.❁♡(*ૣᵕ꒳̮ᵕ ૣ*)♡❁✩ SPACE✩
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Surely the tall, battle hardened, scarred, hairy, rude, vulgar, disheveled, but loyal and ferocious knight I have sworn in as my maiden daughter’s personal guard would not dare to look upon her fairness and her his roguish ways and dare to defy the marriage arrangement I have put in place for her.
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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The kitten is trying to hit my phone. I’m gonnna see if he hits the keyboard:
A
Guess he just typed A and left.
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon
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