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That post about a six week old kitten taking care of two week old kittens is literally about me teaching kindergarten
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Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.
Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)
But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.
And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?
And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.
Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.
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goodnight moon pngs (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9) + view here
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”autism can’t be a totally socially mediated disability because I get sensory overload from weather conditions and my own bodily functions” unlike neurotypical people who are totally tolerant of anything natural and clearly would have no issue being outside in subzero temperatures or sitting in their own excrement
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I can’t get over the mass rape case in France. It disturbs me on so many fucking levels but one thing that has stuck with me is that he was with her for 30+ years before the rapes began. According to the victim (Gisèle Pelicot, who I consider to be one of the bravest people on earth for going public with the trial) she considered her and husband be idyllic couple. She loved him. And she thought he loved her. For thirty fucking years she was with him through thick and thin and in their late 50s he started raping her. I never want to hear another woman shamed for “choosing wrong”. It can happen at any fucking time no matter how much you think he loves you. This is so fucking terrifying
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Used to be suicidal about my height and now I'm just like I'm Tall I'm kissing the top of your head. Muah :)
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Calling yourself a Girls Girl is like guys calling themselves Nice Guys
#not the exact same bc one comes with sexual entitlement but similar vibes of announcing that youre good to women without backing it up with#your actions
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okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that
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The other day a little girl was talking about her sister and a little boy said something I didn't hear what but she got SO mad. She started crying and saying "why would you say that! Ugh! I would NEVER be friends with a boy like that! You made me so angry!" And I asked what he said and she said "he said my sister's [not understandable] but she's not!" And I was like what and she said it again and I was like what and she said it again and I was like what did he say your sister is and she was like "SUS!"
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hey girl is that some stupid fucking bullshit in your pocket or is your penis just horrible and dumb
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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON
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[person who sent a text accidentally calling the grinch the grink telling their story how they survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who got the text from them where they accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[me who works 10 hour days] I work 10 hour days
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