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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

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some blogs i follow for fan content but others i am 100% just there for the person so when theyre like oh sorry for turning into a so-and-so blog im like. i would watch you liveblog the phonebook.

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Finding typos or grammatical errors in traditionally published books (especially when they're over 10 years old) feels like finding Pizza Hut in the Vatican. Like it's not really a problem and if this was any other place I probably wouldn't even acknowledge it, but you can't help but be surprised when you find a Pizza Hut in the Vatican.

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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Roll for relationship!

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One thing i learned today is that people can hear loud music when they’re nearby.

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Springtrap found his new kid in dead by daylight

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

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Terrible phone doodle because when inspiration strikes you gotta do what you gotta do

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redoing that poll bc you guys are not serious people and i need to know the actual stats here

also disclaimer the options in this poll are dumb as hell and kind of hysterical but we can't be doing this i need to know #thetruth

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Franziska shojou villainess laugh :)

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Franziska shojou villainess laugh :)

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That one scene from Chapter 4 but the ending is slightly different.