Yo homies. I'm Tess, I'm 30, and I'll be your tour guide today
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Just updated the ole' description from 28 to 30 (!). I suppose I have been on more recently, but certainly nothing like the 2013 days.
Might as well treat this post like a fun little time capsule.
2 kids, husband, house, and a job ✅
In therapy for 5 years now ✅
Not depressed most days, but also not not depressed ya know?✅
Really into reading again ✅
I opened my Tumblr to find an old post and saw that my description says I'm 23.... I'm 27 now. I guess I haven't been around in awhile.
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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”
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nobody warns you this but addiction happens without you noticing and one of the first things that it attacks is your ability to care. if you find yourself using recreational drugs every day, stop and take one day a week sober. if you struggle with this or if you don't see the point of the exercise, you are likely already addicted and you need help.
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i think the thing about seinfeld is that like, 75% of george and jerry’s problems would be solved if they ever listened to a woman and 90% of elaine’s problems would be solved if she ever slept with a woman
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Every Esther Day video makes me cry, but this one was especially emotional. Thank you, John for the vulnerability. Happy Esther Day, everyone. To my mutuals, fellow Nerdfighters, and everyone else that sees this, I love you. Spread the love today. Make sure the people you love know you love them. ❤️
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PIH is working hard to reduce poverty while improving human health.
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Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
#the same post from the same group I'm not in came up on my fb yesterday???#and it was the second gardening post from a group I wasn't in
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@hellsite-hall-of-fame
I’m not sure why I actually did this but here you go. XD
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Here's that video of Bradley James swinging his baseball bat like a sword at Big Slick KC
I have no idea if this is the reason for merlin trending BUT you can't tell me this fine man shouldn't be trending anyway!
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After voting, put what you voted in the tags
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I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”
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I can't believe this is real. Both 2012 and 2022 Tess is amused 😂 I'm tempted, but no one would get it, I would have to explain it, and I can't justify $24 for them. But if someone tells me they're extremely good quality, I will buy them (I happen to already need shoelaces anyway)
https://shop.tumblr.com/shop/?product_cat=shoelaces
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