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Reminder to eat your butch out if they like it!

Until they’re overstimulated and grunting at how good it feels. Until they’re pulling your hair and pushing your head into it. Until they’re so wet you can taste them about to cum in your mouth

Eat your butch out

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Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

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the girls

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rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

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If you have a tgirl in arms reach and free range over her body, never stop touching her. Hold her hand, pet her head, kiss every part of her you can reach, squeeze and grope her constantly. She deserves so much touch to make up for all the time she hasn't been

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What's cool about Gideon I think is that she's actually, in-universe non-conforming, rather than just being "butch" or "masc" to our sensibilities but relatively passé within the universe. We read Gideon as masculine, yes, but it's not like Gideon acts like Ortus, or Mortus, or Crux. Nor does she act like Aiglamene, for that matter. The Ninth to me presents a kind of monastic androgyny - everyone shaves their head, everyone wears baggy black robes, everyone paints their face. Gideon, with her "ridiculous" hair and aversion to skull paint, is therefore non-conforming to the gender of Ninth. She's also non-conforming to the gender of cavalier, it's not something she was raised in, it's something she struggles to "pass" as. Gideon is basically transcavalier. And I think that's cool! I've seen a lot of people posit basically "what would it even mean to be 'butch' in a post-gender society" and I think Gideon solves that equation nicely by being "butch" to us in the real world and being decidedly nonstandard for both Ninth cavalier and a cavalier in general within the text. You need to look beyond what we consider arbitrarily "masculine" and "feminine" in order to effectively analyze gender in tlt, and I for one think that's very interesting

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they make me so unwell‼️

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light yagami is so funny. scary bone guy shows up in his room and light is like aaa! and falls off his chair and is so scared (normal reaction to scary bone guy) but then he's like ah... scary bone guy... i'm not surprised... i have been expecting you... um no. come on dude. don't lie. we all saw that. scary bone guy saw that. you fell off your chair stupid style. own it man it's okay.

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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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I went to a taylor swift concert once and it was mostly ok but there was one standout moment where they brought a red pulsating jewel on stage. Taylor said it was called the heart of Ozymandias. She kept inviting people on stage to touch it and every time they did they would turn into sand and blow away. And people just kept going up and touching the thing.

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Samus getting banned on dating app after dating app for "being a fake account" because she's too awkward and nervous to ever message another woman and definitely couldn't be a real account for THE Samus Aran

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OHHHH THESE DIVAS