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Oh whoops I meant to use this account to say I’ll use it for text but not art lol

I don’t think I’ll be using this page anymore, since I’m not sure anything here would get the reach I want it to.

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sorry I'm not over the concept of otherkin Pete Buttigieg. the discourse would be absolutely rancid and I want to observe it from a safe distance

DNC headquarters, 2031

“Look,” Terry says, and you take a sip of your coffee to avoid bashing his face in. “We’ve got the polling to back this up.”

“Are you talking about the Gallup polls?” you ask. “Because the fucking Gallup polls are too limited.”

“They clearly show a preference for wolf kintypes in Middle American swing states. Wolves are pack animals, dependable.” Terry flips to the next slide. “United Dakota alone is showing an eleven-point swing for wolf in favor of less common therians…”

“The community isn’t going to accept it. We’re going to lose the base. The base wants a fox, minimum.” You didn’t prepare your own slides, because you don’t need fucking Gallup to tell you what you already know. “Darren Gray is going to bore them to tears.”

Rachel’s been quiet so far, but she narrows her eyes at this, and for a sec you think she’s going to honest-to-god growl at you. “What’s wrong with wolves?”

“Nothing’s wrong with wolves,” Terry says quickly, shooting you a venomous look.

“Nothing’s wrong with wolves until the Iowa primaries roll around and your goody-two-shoes awoo boy is trailing thirteen points behind a mermaid catgirl and a sparkledragon.” You set your empty coffee cup down, now that it’s gone from a welcome distraction to a potential blunt instrument. “As of a week ago, Rasmussen is showing “generic fox Democrat” leading over “generic Republican” by…”

“Oh, sure,” Terry says. “You’re going to question Gallup and then throw fucking Rasmussen at me? Look. Darren has an exemplary service record, two tours with the Space Force, active combat, whole family is photogenic as hell…”

“And his fursona looks like a fucking gas station mascot,” you finish. Rachel laughs softly, and Terry looks at her like a kicked puppy. Kitten. Whatever.

“The higher-ups want us to win back the Harris-Greene voters,” he says, after a pause. “We need to project strength, and nothing says strength like an alpha. The primaries don’t matter, we’ll throw PR at it if we need to.”

“Hey, uh,” Rachel says. “This Gray guy. What are his policy positions?”

Terry blinks. “What does that have to do with anything?”

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I don’t think I’ll be using this page anymore, since I’m not sure anything here would get the reach I want it to.

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the woke mob won't even let you long to decompose into your beloved anymore smh

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yknow what? fuck this. fuck you. *patricks your bateman*

get a load of this fucking guy (affectionate). @losxrsquad i dont even know if youve seen american psycho but i thought this was too funny of a reference choice to pass up. love u king merry christmas

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This art. It slaps

Watch yourself.

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texting isn’t enough i need to crush you with my jaws. I need to feel flesh on my teeth and the blood going down my throat.

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what on earth could have been so bad about your child self that no one would let you through a vibe check. you didn't sound like you actually did anything

well you see the thing is if you're weird enough some people will want you dead just for existing

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poorly explaining internet horror in a single sentence

Local58 - What if “The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask” was even more horrifying than it already is?

The Mandela Catalogue - Adam and Eve fucked around and found out

The Walten Files - Chuck E. Cheese on crack

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared - Sesame Street but the street is in Detroit

The Monument Mythos - The Statue of Freedom is in a silly goofy mood

The Nixonverse - Richard Nixon: cha cha real smooth *teleports to an alternate timeline*

The Trinity Desk Project - Fantastic Four but worse

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - There is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Possibly in Michigan - Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

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woman so hot you fantasize about her euthanizing you like a dog

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every time i see that murder mutual ask i do a double take thinking that it was sent about me after the incident where i was accused of being a serial killing cannibal fr

if we combine our powers that makes you the serial killing cannibal mutual and me the cult leader mutual i think we'd be unstoppable

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it's a well known fact that we're social creatures who will literally go insane from prolonged isolation, but what they don't tell you is that if you spend enough time alone even microdosing on social interaction will feel like pouring liquid nitrogen directly onto your nerve endings and you will behave like a coked up golden retriever

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I don’t know how to feel about this but ok

Sculpture Idea: Fountain II (Sinkdog but with a urinal in her chest instead)

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Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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what studying literature feels like

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the laws of thermodynamics are fucking wild when you think about it it’s like such a trivial thing about movement and heat and yet it has such incredibly far and profound implications for our understanding of chaos, order, eternity and entropy

is like if you screamed into the heavens “why is there evil in the world? why is it easier to destroy than to create?” and a scientist came to you like “actually we figured that out in 1824, see, heat flows from hot to cold which is why the perception of time and causality and the concept of information exists, any other questions?”