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Hooray!

I've been diagnosed as a dumb bitch.

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My two current fixations...

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metropolis blogger with three followers: oh my god is that superman

met blogger: oh my god it is HEY SUPERMANNNNNNN

superman: hello :)

met blogger: hi ohmigosh hiiiii yo, so. big fan

superman: oh --

met blogger: love the way you fly around and protect everybody, even us nobodies

superman: well --

met blogger: but i gotta ask -- can i ask one question? just one, i promise, i know you're busy

superman: sure :)

met blogger, about to have more than three followers: would you fuck your clone

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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

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PROPAGANDA

Agatha Heterodyne:

The main character mad scientist in a comic full of them

She's the titular Girl Genius, which is a good start. In the comic, mad science is genetic and called the Spark; she's the latest in a long line of of powerful, mostly evil Sparks who terrorized Europa for centuries, until her father and uncle became heroes instead. She's a bit in between the two extremes. Some of her greatest hits include: building a small army of self-replicating robots, briefly killing one of her romantic interests in order to cure him of a terminal illness (he thought it was a brilliant idea), repeating the procedure on herself, nearly blowing up after glimpsing the fabric of the universe, repairing the sentient castle at the heart of her town, frequently having to shuffle around brains that end up in the wrong body (they are usually happier afterwards), building a giant robot in order to ask the Godqueen of England to dance, and making coffee. At this time in the comic, she recently rescued her town from being frozen in time and is working to kill a horror from another dimension.

GLaDOS:

I LOVE GLaDOS. Such a well written and funny and interesting character. And Portal 2 is one of the best games of all time. If you haven't played it, go do that.

Never has a womans consciousness inside a robot had so much beef with a mute test subject before.

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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I have reblogged a poll. And I am TRUSTING you guys to vote for Agatha Heterodyne, princess of all mad science. If you vote for the evil HR director robot in the mad science bracket you are betraying me.

NOW YOUR MISSION. Vote for Agatha. Raygun emoji.

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PROPAGANDA

Agatha Heterodyne:

The main character mad scientist in a comic full of them

She's the titular Girl Genius, which is a good start. In the comic, mad science is genetic and called the Spark; she's the latest in a long line of of powerful, mostly evil Sparks who terrorized Europa for centuries, until her father and uncle became heroes instead. She's a bit in between the two extremes. Some of her greatest hits include: building a small army of self-replicating robots, briefly killing one of her romantic interests in order to cure him of a terminal illness (he thought it was a brilliant idea), repeating the procedure on herself, nearly blowing up after glimpsing the fabric of the universe, repairing the sentient castle at the heart of her town, frequently having to shuffle around brains that end up in the wrong body (they are usually happier afterwards), building a giant robot in order to ask the Godqueen of England to dance, and making coffee. At this time in the comic, she recently rescued her town from being frozen in time and is working to kill a horror from another dimension.

GLaDOS:

I LOVE GLaDOS. Such a well written and funny and interesting character. And Portal 2 is one of the best games of all time. If you haven't played it, go do that.

Never has a womans consciousness inside a robot had so much beef with a mute test subject before.

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"A wine dark Salish Sea" Washington, October 2024

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Theo after his vet visit, checking to see if he needs to be radiated again

Behold, the face of a girl with terrible constipation.

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I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

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Confession time.

I'm a devout Christian, but since I'm non-binary biromantic asexual in an nb4nb marriage, I generally don't advertise it.

As a Christian, I believe in the anti-christ. And I kind of low key but not really think Trump might be the anti-christ. There's a whole bunch of reasons why I both do and do not believe this. My spouse (also a Christian) disagrees with me. They think Trump is "too obvious" to be the anti-christ. They think the actual anti-christ will be a lot more subtle.

So, fellow tumblrinas who may or may not be Christian -- what's your opinion? (You can answer regardless of your religious beliefs, but keep comments respectful please.)

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Left is MY FIC, right is the ACTUAL BOOK QUOTE IT WAS INSPIRED BY

(Mask context: masquerade ball / cinderella au)

It has been doing numbers EVERYWHERE and I only found out from this lovely person who commented on Ao3:

So yeah I guess if anyone wants to read an 8 year old Song of Achilles fanfic written in a fever dream after watching Into The Woods, be my guest