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Or for hetero fanfiction from my students ...
I don't and never will
When I say "I'll go to bet at 3am" but @kaurruption keeps me awake with monopoly games, tojishiu rp, and fake drama over saucisson, and then we end up debating what I taste like
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EWH YOH DISGUST ME I THROW UP
( Stop lying )
Probably
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#eh#why knowing i'm fucked up?#who cares???#it's not needed for my diags#joking obv#i will tell them#eventually
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Well, I just had my own raw flesh taste as an experience. Like I said I didn't ATE myself, nor a part of my body, but since I'm oftenly physically hurt I had many occasions to taste myself ( like having a really deep wound in which I slipped my tongue ... ). Last time I did it, it was years ago. I remember that I tasted very sugary. Almost like beef meat but with a bit of sugar on top of it.
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#every time i bleed i drink my own blood#i'm not cannibal istg#i just have bad and weird habits#also need to know more of your lore#i laughed while reading#( i also know the taste of dog treats ... )
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We are. Probably. But I'm the one who made you sleepless ...
Yes I am. And I love myself for that. Sometimes. I guess ?
When I say "I'll go to bet at 3am" but @kaurruption keeps me awake with monopoly games, tojishiu rp, and fake drama over saucisson, and then we end up debating what I taste like
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No maid party for you . Behave and I will invite you again .
( I hate you so much for this )
I... Yeah I will probably learn new weird things. And I don't care because I will be a genius when I'll die !
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#joke#bff#if anyone could see my knowledge they would freak out...#am i supposed to tell my therapist about it ??
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I'll definitely do that !
I used to taste some skin that are not that salty! For example, I tasted a skin very soft and surprisingly sweet ? I don't understand why skin can have so many tastes ? But yeah sweat can change the taste.
Nah, I just tried my friends' skin! I just tasted my own raw flesh ( I didn't eat myself !! ). I'm not sure any of my friend would agree to let me taste their blood or anything like that.
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#but i know my sister's blood taste#i also bite my mom's ass cheek when i was 4 or 5#why am i that weird
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Monopoly is literally the new thing to make me feel better. Because I always win, and make you miserable.
Joke aside : I was supposed to go to bed early because l am very busy tomorrow. Oops.
When I say "I'll go to bet at 3am" but @kaurruption keeps me awake with monopoly games, tojishiu rp, and fake drama over saucisson, and then we end up debating what I taste like
#bff#this is so funny#i felt better after ruining you#can't wait to do it again#call me King Monopoly
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Idk, you are. It was not good enough, meh, I'm expected better ! I'll try it again so please try to know why you were so salty
Okay, I'll do that tier list !
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#bff#joke#new tier list#normalize tasting your friends !!#i'll have to taste a lot of my friends again#fun fact : i have mysophobia#but it will NEVER make me stop tasting my friends !#don't forget : bite your friends ONLY if they agreed !
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Well no maid party for you. 😔 AND IT'S NOW GAY. UUFH. I hate you so much
Okay, I DIDN'T say I WANTED, I just WONDER. THAT'S JUST A QUESTION. I don't want the answer. 😭 I already know too much about too many different things, don't you think ???
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
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I'm not gross !! My love language is biting. Well it's one of my love languages. So when I first met Panda in real life ( cause we know each other for 5 years now but for 4 years it was only a virtual friendship ) I bite him!
Ngl his skin was a little bit too salty for me. Plus if I remember well, his skin was not that soft. But that was okay I guess. I could bite him again !
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#should i do a “my friends taste” tier list ?#thinking about it now#normalize tasting your friends !!#we are indeed weird#but that's okay#not liking your bff taste is OKAY#please panda i still love you 😭#don't block me
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I don't wonder how human taste since I know my own taste ? I'm totally allowed to judge you.
WELL DON'T YOU DARE COME AT MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN. IT'S FOR SAUCISSON ALLIES AND EATERS ONLY.
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
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Please someone tell him that saucisson is delicious. Plus : saucisson is tastier than you.
He admitted he tried rocks... I give up. Goodbye.
Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#end of friendship#joke#bff#needed to feel better#i didn't thought he really taste rocks#yes i know his taste#not cannibal pls#just bite him#why is he my bff
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Sometimes I feel bad and I remember how people teamed up against @le-panda-chocovore because he doesn't eat saucisson. Which is still a crime to me and a solid reason to block him.
#saucisson > bestie#bff#just kidding#sorry not sorry#he deserves to be blocked.#sometimes i think he just eat rocks#he always eat the same things#help him?
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