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Did...did I read that correctly?

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"OH MEIN GOTT, ZIS IS EIN CAVE FULL OF PLINKEN HORSEN"

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, Don’t go inside the TUMBLR CAVE!

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Oh HECK no

@pokemon YOU BETTER NOT DO THIS

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Can cyndaquil move the end of its snoot like a borzi

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He is

Affectionate 500 Pound Pig Thinks That He’s a Cuddly Lap Dog

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Single handedly the most HARDEST render of Callie I've ever done (I made this yesterday) LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO COOL-

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I feel like Susie would ABSOLUTELY play the wii without the wrist strap.

Tenner

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Beautiful

10/10

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Happy birthday to this goober

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IT'S PRIDE MONTH! QUICK, GET THE GAYS!

There we go.

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Don't call me out like this

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THE LEGENDARY POST

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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Oh

guy who was born in hell that devotes himself religiously to the first person that showed him anything resembling kindness

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(More for Blake)

-he always chooses the most UNCOMFORTABLE places to sleep, he's done this ever since he was but a wee lad. Like imagine, you settle down on your bed after a long day and BOOM, Blake's in your closet.

-He was born in Southern Unova and moved to Johto after his parents divorced (his dad was never the easiest to get along with).

-He encountered weird unown during his "expedition" on Mount Silver, the little guys were the reason why he resorted to cannibalism...They made him into one.

Somethings about my versions of Ethan (Lost Silver) and Blake (Easter Egg: Snow on Mt Silver)

TW: Cannibalism for Blake

Both: They're cousins, Blake being older by 1 year

Ethan:

-ENJOYER OF GRILLED CHEESE

-Dude's got the personality of Pokespe Gold (a.k.a: GOBLIN)

-but he's a nice guy once you get to know him

-His unown are refugees/rebels of the Unown-King.

Pokepastas he's been in, in chronological order:

1. Curse of the Unown-King (cursed so that almost nobody would remember him for 4 years after his death)

2. Door's Open (sent down to a purgatory by Steven, thus begun the death loop (I'll explain later!!) Also, took place one year after Blake went up on mt silver and disappeared)

3. Lost Silver [all endings] (CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT/ all endings are death loops)

4. Tarnished Gold (He survives getting his head chopped off (cause he's technically already dead), so he and Silvs survived together purely out of rivalry)

- a death loop is basically a time-loop, but time actually passes, it's like a rouge-like.

-His unown are like his venom; parasites but...crackheads...

-He got scars from Silver's Feraligatr (during the hidden route) on his back, it was an accident. (The scars stayed)

-sometimes, gold needs a break from being in control, so he goes unconscious and let the unown control his body (this is called '...'/puppet, and he is BABEY)

-Pupils = Gold in control

-No pupils = Unown in control

Blake:

Pokepasta:

1. Easter egg: Snow on mt. Silver (that's it)

-SOUTHERN BOI™

-In a loving relationship with Red

-During his time on Mt. Silver, he resorted to cannibalism ↩ he became an urban legend because of this, he was known as The 'Cannibal of Mt. Silver'. People made sacrifices to him (most of sacrifices were released by Blake)

-his body is cold, cold boi, but will still cuddle you nonetheless

-SWADDLES AND PLATONIC SMOOCHES AND SNUGGLES THE WHOLE WAY

-He's a mechanic!

-he scrawny, but STRONG BOI. He can lift a larvitar like it's an INFANT CHILD.

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Dante's inferno

guy who was born in hell that devotes himself religiously to the first person that showed him anything resembling kindness

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What kind of pots are they? Flower pots? Antique pots?

WHY ARE POTS BEING REBLOGGED HERE I DIDNT WVEN SWITH TO THIS ACCOUNT

AND WHY IS SOMEONE STILL FOLLOWING ME???