kayleaner
kayleaner
I've Got A Trick Up My Sleeve
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I had vertical sleeve gastrectomy surgery on December 14th, 2016.HW: 283Weight day of surgery: 271CW: 188.7I also post things about feminism, fandoms, knitting, food, and gifs of cute animals. My ask box is open, feel free to ask me questions.
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.
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Ok. Thank you. Carry on.
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.
Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?
There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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Have I mentioned how much I love Nick Offerman?
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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nothing is funnier than Catholics getting mad at Anglican priests for having sex lives
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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[Image ID: The Always Sunny “You guys ever been to Florida?” scene where Dennis answers “Been there? Not physically” edited to read “You guys ever work on your WIPs?” with Dennis labelled “Me” responding “Work on my WIPs? Not physically.” End Image ID]
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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“Trauma permanently changes us. This is the frightening truth about betrayal. You never really get over it. At best, you grieve and make some kind of peace with it. But a major life disruption leaves a new normal behind. There’s no going back to who you were before.”
— Unknown
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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BIDET
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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Vintage and antique love tokens 
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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Source : artsyaffirmations
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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guess who’s back…
back again…
Courtesy of the new season, any ideas you’ve got for more send me a shout
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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not gonna become a repost account but i think about “4” “dumb fuck” every day
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kayleaner · 2 years ago
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pizza night is cancelled on account of the
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