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“Act your age” I am acting my age this is how autistic adults act fuck you

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Has someone done this yet?

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resident evil characters as onion articles i have saved

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Now, let’s talk about how I get back home.

Army of Darkness (1992), dir. Sam Raimi

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Au..

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local stressed dad wants some coffee. looks hot.

just a dude in the office.

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OHMYGOODNESS I thought I was the only person who related this song to these characters! EEEEEE*screams of joy noises*

I DON'T NEED YOUR ROSES, I LIKE MEN ON THEIR KNEES

Humans, however, can't live very long without some sense of a continuing story. Such stories go beyond the limited rational system with which you surround yourself; they are crucial keys to sharing time-experience with others. Now a narrative is a story, not a logic, nor ethics, nor philosophy. It is a dream you keep having, whether you realize it or not. Just as surely as you breathe, you go on ceaselessly dreaming your story. And in these stories you wear two faces. You are simultaneously subject and object. You are a whole and you are a part. You are real and you are shadow. "Storyteller" and at the same time "character". It is through such multilayering of roles in our stories that we heal the loneliness of being an isolated individual in the world. Yet without a proper ego nobody can create a personal narrative, any more than you can drive a car without an engine, or cast a shadow without a real physical object. But once you've consigned your ego to someone else, where on earth do you go from there? At this point you receive a new narrative from the person to whom you have entrusted your ego. You've handed over the real thing, so what comes back is a shadow. And once your ego has merged with another ego, your narrative will necessarily take on the narrative created by that ego. (Haruki Murakami)

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Small collages from one of my sketchbooks (Part 2)

Part 1

Please do not repost my work.

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In a Wintersberg server, we talked about Karl proposing to Ethan, I would love a wintersberg thing with that, if you don't mind ofc, please and thank you. Here's some stuff that was said: "He's like Gaston in Beauty in the Beast. He has a whole orchestral band (made of Soldats) ready to play 'here comes the bride' when he steps out." "Imagine it, Ethan, a roaring fire, Rose playing with soldats, our enemies mounted on the wall, and the world at its knees for us :) "

ko-fi link

fun fact: this ask inspired me finally join the wintersberg server lol

also this is what i thought of when i first read this ask

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A brief explanation of Outlast 2 (from the perspective of someone who hasn’t actually played it)

- Blake and his wife who I’ve promptly forgotten the name of I think it begins with an L, Lynn or something?: Jane doe? Dies in a weird way? No plausible explanation for us intellectuals? All the way out in Arizona? Where we need to take a plane just to get close? We are journalists™️, so I Guess we gotta investigate, no question about it

- don’t worry, you’re just making some family friendly content for your vlog channel up on the ol’ tube

- jesus has some sexy fuckin abs not even gonna lie (kinda off topic but whatever)

- Christianity vs some kinda heretic shit idek but it’s p intense it’s clash of the clans with religion

- Blake: I’m just tryna live my best life and get the fuck outta this place but I’m dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting these hoes

- Sullivan *any time someone gets pregnant*: THEY ARE HARBOURING THE ANTICHRIST WITHIN THEIR WOMB AND IT MUST BE PUUUUUUUUUUURGED!!!! WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY HAVE I RAISED FROM THESE HUMBLE GROUNDS YOU’RE ALL FILYHY SINNERRRRRRRS!!!

- it’s so groooossssss like my man sullivan is calling some guy unclean bc he did the do or something but everyone be living like roaches? In their own filth, there are corpses literally everywhere and every house is bloodstained and people just shit, like, everywhere and idk bro the amount blood gets to me just a smidge but nobody says anything about it

- all the people: skinny af, malnourished, gaunt looking features, basically skeletons Sullivan: a thicc boi, chunky, a Very Meaty Lad

- burn the babies, burn all the babies

- I Am The Saviour, The Prophet, Yes Bitch Nail Me To That Cross, I Am Modern Jesus And My Camera Is The Bible,

- you’ll most likely just be screaming unhand me heathens the majority of the time because they will literally just grab you and ram a machete onto your stomach *touch my body by Mariah Carey plays in the background*

- some great insults I mean “You whore’s miscarriage! You festering shits! Break their ignorant skulls! You diseased cocksucker! ”

- mmmgimmethattastyhumanflesh

- p sure the majority of the characters have a licking fetish or something because it’s gotten to a concerning level even the fuckin phone dude like seriously they need to stop and evaluate their life decisions

- y'all wonder why some people find cornfields scary (with the exception of the possibility of being abducted by aliens bc Idk about y'all but that gets me hella lit) ya well hope this game explains the pure terror of being unsure whether or not something is in there with you

- man baby? Riding on the back of buff dude? I have some questions for you.

And that’s about all I know so far ig I’m not very well educated (so stans pls don’t be offended that wasnt the purpose of this I literally know nothing so don’t take it seriously) , it looks hella lit though from the playthroughs and stuff I’ve seen, and once I can afford it I might be up for a first hand experience because honestly? It looks really cool, storyline seems pretty sick, I’d be willing to give up any spare time I have left for this.

(I still haven’t learned from Resident evil smh )

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Dang your dad is actually really good at this.

dbd killers according to my parents

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#a great end to the year

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Some of my favorite Outlast Steam reviews

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groundbreaking journalism