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Gabriel being Sam’s archangel scribble.

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it’s okay to be a bisexual girl and have a preference for men. it’s not because of “compulsory heterosexuality” or “internalized homophobia.” your preference and your sexuality is valid and real.

it’s okay to be a bisexual boy and have a preference for women. it’s not because of “compulsory heterosexuality” or “internalized homophobia.” your preference and your sexuality is valid and real.

your preference is yours and isn’t up for debate. you’re not less bisexual because of your preference, regardless of if its 50/50 or other.

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Teach me how to flirt

-Face touching

-Food stealing

-Shoulder touches

-Longing stares

-Pick up lines

You know

the simple stuff

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I detect a note of forgiveness.

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WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED HERE

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Cas only came in this bar to use the phone. His alternator went out about a mile up the road and to top it off his cell died so he couldn’t even call a tow.

His first sight walking in was truly a sight to behold and made him stop dead in his tracks. A man at the bar had his lusciously round ass sticking out as he sat on his stool, his jeans not even coming close to covering his crack. Cas could even make out the hint of a white jock strap peeking out under the tan t-shirt the man wore.

It was so obvious the guy was turning tricks but Cas suddenly realized he didn’t care. He didn’t care about his worthless piece of crap car, he didn’t care he only had fifty dollars to his name. All he cared about was how long it had been since the last time he’d been layed and how incredible that man’s ass looked.

Walking up to the bar, he stood directly to the right of the man, barely restraining himself from dipping his index finger into the perfect valley between the man’s ass cheeks. The man turned his head to look at Cas and Cas felt his breath catch in his throat. Vivid green eyes caught his deep blues. Full lips parted slowly then formed into an easy smile.

Cas’ cock throbbed in his slacks.

“Like what you see, Angel?” the man asked, bringing a bottle of beer to his mouth. The deep timbre of his voice sent a scorching thrill down to Cas’ belly and he swallowed hard.

“How much for a blow job?” Cas whispered, leaning close to the man so he could hear him. He smelled like cheap beer, and leather, and sweat. It was a heady combination and Cas’ knees felt weak.

The man swept his eyes to Cas. He was so close he could see golden flecks arrowing through the green of his irises. Cas’ heart started beating faster.

“Look, I don’t know what you think I’m doing here,” the man started, and Cas instantly felt ashamed at reading the situation so wrong. “But you are totally correct.” He shot Cas a wink and took another swig of beer. “Fifty. I’ll make my way to the head, you wait 30 seconds then follow me in.”

Cas took a deep breath and nodded his understanding. But doubt crept in before the man even got off his bar stool and he reached out to tug at the hem of his shirt. “Dean, what if someone catches us?”

Dean rolled his eyes, smirking. “Cas what did I tell you about the rules of role play? We don’t use our real names, remember?”

Cas let go of Dean’s shirt, feeling embarrassed at forgetting. “I am sorry, Dea- uh, I mean…” He stumbled over his words, blushing.

Dean’s smile softened and he caressed his hand over Cas’ cheek. “Just meet me in the bathroom, okay?”

Cas nodded and watched Dean walk into the restroom. He felt his mouth go dry at the way Dean’s ass looked in those jeans. Clearing his throat, he waited the prescribed 30 seconds then followed him in.

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The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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Rich people showers

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#Cas is so eager #he doesn’t even let Dean undress them properly 

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Do yourself a favor and click on the image for a better quality!

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Now these are olympic sports I could get into

The Olympics (via ghost159)

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🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄

Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post. In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures. You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either (1) feeling threatened or provoked. Or (2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.

Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.

Sources: Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm

MORE INFO: The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing

PLEASE REBLOG THANKS MATE

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the curse of the black pearl vs at world’s end