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been reading green lantern comics recently heres stuff

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Good morning.

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IVE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS UNCLE HAL. WHAT IF I SHOOT. MYSELF. 😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT THEN. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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If I am honest, Alan Scott has this Gordon Ramsay vibe to him. So I decided to draw the iconic idiot sandwich meme, but with Hal and Alan. I’ve been a 100% not wanting to shade anything mood, so it is not shaded! Anyways, have a nice day!

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i do be forgetting that im insane about halollie, but only bc i haven’t read green arrow regularly since like 2009, and hal can be written so insufferably at times that you do gots to be careful lest you grow to hate him. but then i see halollie fanart and panels and go completely feral. they should fuck and kill each other IMMEDIATELY

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Barry: Which way did Arrow go?

Bruce: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left.

Hal: You could really figure it out from that?

Bruce: No, you idiot, he sent me a text. See?

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The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"

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tall people who also like to float

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Bruce: You often use humor to deflect serious trauma.

Hal: Thank you.

Bruce: That isn't a compliment.

Hal: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny.

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bruce really gets hot for hal when hal gets along w his kids, like brings damian stuff from missions, asks for dicks help with cases, just does anything Special w any of the batkids, makes bruces little heart beat right out of his chest w love

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omggggg get a room you two

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when i say "bring back spectre hal jordan" i dont mean i actually want him back as the spectre what i mean is bring back his niece and let him raise her again. There was NO REASON for his girldad status to be taken away once he went back to being a green lantern....i miss this

its the "im never leaving again, right?" and then her never being brought up that especially stings. hal jordan "fans" of the 90s- early 2000s your days are fucking NUMBERED.

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Characters of the day:

The Jordan Family!!!!!!

Most underrated and funniest family in all of DC.

They have the most relatable and hilarious family dynamics ever.

It is honestly funny whenever people HC or imagine that Hal is a loner, only child guy who clings onto the bat family or others too seek closeness when he has a whole family with multiple nieces, nephews and a cousin that adore him.

Neeeeeeed a family sitcom about them asapppp

We will talk about a couple members of the family and give our facts and HC’s about them:

(I included Helen in a different post, so check that out if you want to see her)

Jack Jordan:

The oldest child of Jessica and Martin Jordan, the brother of Hal Jordan (Green Lantern).

Often seen as the “golden child”, he was the most successful in terms of employment and economically.

Jack Jordan married a woman called Janice and had Two kids called Jason and Helen.

Canonically used to cheat on his wife with many people.

Took a lot of stress out on Hal when Jessica got sick.

Some HCs:

The kids all know the names of the women that he cheats on Janice with, they make a Bingo card with all their names on it, and compete with each other to see who wins.

Calls Hal, Jim and vice versa

Janice is in denial about the whole ordeal.

Jason Jordan

Son of Jack Jordan and Janice Jordan, twin brother of Helen II Jordan and the nephew of Hal Jordan.

Protective of his sister, and loves his uncle Hal.

Some HC’s

He listens to instrumental music a lot

Pretends to like phonk since his friends do, but can’t get into it.

He makes a lot of Pinterest boards for the things he likes and uses it as a bucket list for inspiration.

Sends Hal airforce memes and any references to Green Lantern at all.

Him, as well as Jane are the ones who update him on internet trends he misses.

James Jordan (Jim Jordan)

Youngest son of Jessica and Martin, younger brother of Hal and Jack.

Husband of Sue Jordan and father of Howie, Jane and Arthur.

His wife (who is a journalist) married him because she thought he was Green Lantern, later found out it was actually Hal and … yea….

Hal’s most supportive brother.

Some HCs:

Knowing that his wife thought he was Green lantern still keeps him up at night .

He tried to become a vegetarian once and then accidentally ate something that had meat within it the following day(he cried ).

He plays candy crush.

Howard (Howie) Jordan:

Eldest son of Jim Jordan and Sue Jordan

Brother of Jane and Arthur

He is quite a smart kid, often pointing things out that even Hal doesn’t notice, and speaking his mind when he feels like it.

Some HC’s:

Howie pretends to be a superhero whenever he is alone in his room.

He always wears the colour green when Hal comes round.

He was the class president in his high school

He can name all the dinosaurs and spell them out correctly ( idk i just think he likes dinosaurs a lot).

Jane Jordan:

Is the daughter of Jim and Jane

Sister of Howie and Arthur

Used to have quite long hair, but cut it quite short

Some HCs

She is definitely the rebellious type .

Asks Hal the come to all her parents evenings.

She loves the young justice group.

She once has split dye hair (Green and pink iykyk).

She probably had a Ben 10/danny phantom phase.

Arthur Jordan:

Youngest child of Jim and Jane

Literally a baby

Soooo cute

Some HCs:

He watches coco melon.

iPad and YouTube kids enjoyer most likely says “Skibidi” .

Makes aeroplane noises when Hal comes over.

He knows everything and hears everything NO ONE IS SAFE.

Harold (Hal) Jordan Jr:

The son of Larry and Helen I

The cousin of Jack, Hal and Jim

He is the third Airwave and has “radio powers”, his dad and mum were the first and second. He inherited these powers from his dad.

Is implied to be queer.

Some HCs:

He sucks at mortal combat .

He always tries to help out and keep everything sane.

He tried to do a back flip once for the first time it went terribly and Helen (his mum) instead of taking him to the hospital she phoned Hal.

Doug “Hip” Jordan:

The no-good distant cousin of Hal and his family.

Runs around in a lot of gang circles, and tried selling Jim in a green lantern circle to a gang in an attempt to get into it.

Hal got him arrested.

Drugged the whole family and used the kids to help him do it.

Known as the black sheep of the family.

Some HC:

He is always spotted at the wrong times when someone is either hurt or fighting.

He sold John Constantine a vape.

He tries to use Morden day slang to fit in with the kids .

He uses the term “Where my hug at” to anyone that approaches him.

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I think hardcore military roleplay would be a turn off for Hal but a turn on for John

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Who do you think is best at guessing movie plots between the bat family and the lanterns?

My gut instinct is that the Kyle is the fastest and most accurate. As far as the rest, I think the lanterns being better at it would be funnier but not sure if it’d be accurate. Being good at investigations isn’t the same as being good at pattern recognition though. This is inspired by me trying to figure out if Bruce would love or hate the knives out movie.

(I have never seen Knives Out I’m sorry 😭)

If it’s a detective film, I reckon Bruce and TIm would overcomplicate the plot, but somehow arrive at the right conclusion. Compared to Hal who blurts out a guess right at the start and almost always gets it right. 

Jason read the book beforehand, and Jesus Christ, guys, this didn’t happen in the book, it’s wrong. Why did they change it?? Dick and Steph have to listen to him rant and are making it worse by saying the film is better.

Cass is surprisingly terrible at it. She’s having a good time though. Damian, meanwhile, doesn’t understand why the characters would act that way. He doesn’t care that it’s meant to further the plot, it’s stupid, and they’re stupid. He never guesses right.

Kyle has already seen the movie. Idc what movie it is, he’s seen it. If he hasn’t seen it, you’re wrong, he’s seen it. He knows the plot already (he spoilt it for himself online).

Duke, Jessica and John watch the film like normal people — it’s 50/50 whether they guess it right.

Gardner was not invited to movie night.