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i love this game

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So I've now played Subnautica for two hours and my experience so far has been:

"I wonder if they're friendly... I'ma go touch them and see if they're friendly."

"What's that? A big fish with sharp teeth and a predator body? Bet I can out swim it."

"Why are you so damn thirsty??"

"I need more bloody copper."

"No, no, no don't- stop exploding on me!"

And lastly,

*swims up to a hole* , *sees a giant eal* , *swims away from the hole*

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I've discovered how to make soup in PSVR Job Simulator. Tag yourself. I'm cactus and fire extinguisher soup.

And behold:

SOUP & SOUP SOUP

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one of my favourite things to do is play job simulator as the gourmet chef and try and violate every food health & safety law known to man

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d o n u t

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When you've been just studying 25/8 and when you finally have a break it feels weird ,like wow i don't have 834573 tasks to do by tomorrow? did i check everything right? no,no i must've forgotten to write something down...

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starstuff

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List of true Project Sekai facts for non-fans

(technically spoilers but out of context and funny. please add on)

-a character can see ghosts. this is never elaborated on

-all main characters can teleport to a separate dimension based on their psyches and also hatsune miku is in there

-a girl imagines her female friend kissing her and gets so flustered those around her are concerned

-a song very explicitly about having sex with men, originally sung by all women, is covered by all men

-actually correct me if I'm wrong I can't think of a single love song that is covered by an m/f pairing

-a character causes explosions at school near daily

-a character is sad her friends don't go to the same school as her so her solution is to sprint across the entire city and break into their school to hang out. she does this frequently

-a group gets stranded on a deserted island

-hatsune miku stops a suicide attempt

-a highschooler makes a borderline if not outright sapient robotic replica of his childhood friend. nobody considers this a particularly world shattering achievement of ai

-the robot was created to help with social anxiety/stage fright

-the robot has rocket launchers

-the robot has a job as a theme park performer and gets a salary

-a characters family member is dead and it takes her three years to find out

-a character has a body guard dressed in a full mascot costume at all times follow her around

-a character got into fights with professional wrestlers on tv as a middle schooler/high schooler (not sure the exact age)

-there's official sonic collaboration costumes

-fuck is said three times and it's all by members of the theme park troupe that performs for children

-catgirl hatsune miku almost impales a man without realizing it

-sometimes miku is a catgirl

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plural culture is “What are you doing in my house” 😨 ”I WANT WAFFLE FRIES”

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Plural culture is trying to function but two people are being idiots in the corner and why is there a new person in front and oh gosh why are two people fighting and-

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*sprays Flower with hose again*

how could you

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wish it were fucken wimdy

The northern suburbs of my city are literally on fire. People are being evacuated.

I'm not in any danger from that but. I'm going to do.... my job in... a warehouse... in that temperature... most days this week...

I'm going to fucking perish.

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Headspace Chatter:

"Son of a hot pocket!"

Everyone in front, who is high as fuck btw:

🤣😂😅🤪🙈

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Plural culture is a headmate popping up randomly after months of silence for One Thing and then afterwards they disappear again and you're like, "what the fuck??"

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why be a "fiCtiVe hEAvY sYsTem" when you could be "world's stupidest crossover episode that nobody asked for"

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Being a system is like having every flavor of chihuahua in your brain

Like you got the one that tries to kill men.... the one that won't shut up.... the one that just shakes and cries all the time.... the one that is just silly goofy hyper.... the one that looks like a sewer rat... the one that talks to no one and squints judgingly at people... the one that likes one single person so much that they can't be separated from them...