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Blueberries piss me the fuck off
They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
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I want an action figure of this amazing human being.








Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia
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I knew someone would do this. I was literally waiting for it. Thank you.

The classy Cat playing with his pet Mads Mikkelsen.
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Deftones- Rats!Rats!Rats!
I’m sorry but is he screaming “Jason!” all the time or am I stupid?
Was he playing Heavy Rain (PS3) and wanted to scream in a cooler way to find his son Jason?
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Johnlock GIF Challenge
Every 3rd GIF
Sherlock’s reaction after he is hit with the realization that he’s in love with John:

One of the ways he tries to scare off one of John’s girlfriends:

John finally blowing up about Sherlock’s behavior:
Sherlock’s reaction:

What John says immediately after their first kiss:

Mrs. Hudson finding out:

Their first date:

Let’s say all this was pre-Reichenbach. Now this GIF is what John is going through post-Reichenbach:

What Sherlock says to John when he returns:

What John does:
20 years later:

How you felt wasting your time on this meme:

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Morning Routine






Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this.
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putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
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Conversation
Rude Starters
"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."
"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."
"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."
"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."
"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."
"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."
"You! Get off my planet."
"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."
"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
"You're not special."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."
"Aren't you a black hole of need."
"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"
"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."
"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"
"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."
"Have a nice day, somewhere else."
"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."
"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."
"Don’t believe everything you think."
"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."
"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"
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in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful
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When you use your ID at the club for the first time
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okay but batman standing outside arkham asylum banging pots together and screaming, “I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL YOU AINT GUNNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”
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Hannibal is more than just a TvShow is a mix go poetry, beauty and death.. Marvelous adaptation of the books and a very good acting , very good actors and director.
So Save Hannibal ! You can follow me on Intagram : MJB_DRAW Or on Facebook: MJB
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Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny
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