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Omg…i think that I just died Man, I love Adam so freaking much ;-;

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platonickeith —-> hattmolt

Reblog to spread the word!

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who led them into the trap on naxzela?

shiro.

he literally engineers this entire plan. he says they need to attack now, he says they need the entire coalition to do it, and he personally identifies naxzela as the point of attack. he leads them straight into a trap designed to destroy the entire coalition and y’all still don’t think anything is up? seriously?

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honestly keith is in a super bad mental place right now yet i haven’t really seen that many people… care?

now i hate to say this, but if it was lance going through all of what keith’s going through right now? you know the fandom would be going CRAZY.

…but it’s not. it’s keith.

his teammates all keep dying around him left and right, he keeps nearly escaping death (like when he was stuck in space in e1), and he’s being given a bad mindset just being with the blade altogether. but that’s not even all of it.

we all know keith pushes people away before they reject him, but how do you think he felt when the team, the only family and friends he has, did reject him?

as someone super similar to keith, i can tell you that does not feel good at all.

and i know they ended it all with a hug saying they’ll always be there for him, but don’t tell me it didn’t hurt keith when not a single one of them actually said they wanted him to stay.

especially when shiro knows the blade of marmora way. victory/knowledge or death. and he knows how keith is.

(which shows this shiro… isn’t s2 shiro. that shiro would’ve stopped keith from staying with the blade, like how he tried stopping him from doing the trials.)

now there are really only two reasons keith stays with the blade in the first place.

now that shiro can pilot black again, keith doesn’t feel as if he has a place on the team (similarly to lance). now we do know part of the reason he’s been with the blade so much is because he didn’t like being the leader. he didn’t want that position. he was forced into it, then always criticized for being bad at it. now he did get somewhat better near the end with the help of lance, but i don’t think he realized it. (lance is the only one on the team who ever acknowledged him as leader besides shiro, after all.)

keith tried staying off the team since s3e6, after lance opened up to him. he tried to give black to shiro (which we all know didn’t work) and he let lance have red. so he truly feels he doesn’t belong on the team anymore. the team not stopping him from just straight up leaving cemented that.

the other reason keith stays with the blade is to get a sense of identity. he’s had his knife all his life, it’s his only real connection to who he is. but he’s learning the blade way, the galra way, and it’s not good for him. they keep telling him “the mission is more important than the individual”, which shows why so many bom members we’ve seen (thace, ulaz, etc) have sacrificed themself for the greater good.

keith tried sacrificing himself not only for the mission, but because he believed the team would benefit more having him dead than alive. he didn’t say goodbye to anyone before he did it, not even matt, who he was already talking to. he doesn’t think he matters. he’s just another casualty that (would’ve) died for the cause.

in conclusion keith’s mental state right now is bad. he’s not selfish for leaving the team. he did it because he doesn’t think they need him anymore. he doesn’t think he matters.

and it’s the blade that’s really cementing this in his mind.

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Voltron Characters: A Summary (Part 3)

Lance: so he's a stripper now huh

Keith: Look the emo boy has an emo squad now

Pidge: Will kick your ass with a look

Hunk: Who? I didn't see him this season.

Shiro?: I want to burn him alive, but hug him at the same time.

Allura: Uh, don't you mean Keith.

Coran: Drug Addict

Matt: Walking shitpost

Lotor: He has SO MANY LAYERS. Actual onion.

Narti: MMM WHATCHA SAYYY THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELLLL

Zethrid: EJECTED

Ezor: Still pure :)

Axca: Top 10 Anime Betrayals

Kaltenecker: The only sane character this entire season

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Is this joke still funny?

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The Holy Hugs™

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So. Voltron Season 4, huh?

Some things I need to get off my chest:

- KeiTH

- KEITH WHY

- Keith leaving??? The team???? how dare.

- Matt’s d e a t h

- Pidge crYing (I cri)

- Matt’s not death (I cri again)

- MATT’S GLO UP?? (Cri more)

- that super Gay Shatt reunion immediately after Matt’s anime love at first sight scene with Allura

- super smart space siblings in space

- technobabble was A++

- Coran putting on a skit for war vets was pure and amazing

- Voltron!!! on Ice *cue yuri on ice theme*

- Lotor killed Narti now pretty evil space prince boutta catch these mofucKiNG HAnDs

- Axca’s “For Narti” before she shoots Lotor in the face was the highlight of my life

- “Hexamite!” YEs Hunk be smart ily

- Allura and Lance being best bros bc I low key ship Mallura (is that what we’re calling it?)

- Oh yeah remember Regris? Bc I do and I’m still not over it.

- Rebels and Blades commandeering cannons

- Rebels and Blades. I love my misbehaved space children.

- Lotor needs to see a chiropractor for them joints bc thanks very much and can u not

The deaths of:

- regris

- Narti

- ALL THOSE SOLDIERS I CANT

- That chick who was with Matt I can’t remember her name but I love her

- my low key attraction to Lotor

- Lotor’s bones

End death toll

- KALTENECKER (very good)

- Lance’s video game

- “this is very goo-d”

- “yup you two are definitely related”

- Voltron Legendary Defender: return to Space Mall

- Allura’s magic

- Keith needs to stop

- and by that I mean stop trying to die

- “KEITH!! NOO!!” -Matt

- can I get a Katt/Meith bromance pls

- or just a Katt/Meith ‘mance in case Klance doesn’t work out

- Keith stop throwing yourself into explosions

- Lotor = space zuko

- possible Poly Lady Generals - Voltron alliance??

- “my little sister”

- Matt Holt the Actual masterpiece (I’m gay but I’d smash that)

- Holt sibling fight scene

- Matt was good. Death not. Lotor Bad.

Mkay that’s it.

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This just in, I still love Matt Holt.

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As the oldest brother of six I’d like to present y’all with some broganes headcanons

 Shiro just, constantly teasing Keith about his crush… like, CONSTANTLY

“Keith, you look at Lance like he’s a titanium bowie knife or some shit just tell him you wanna kiss his stupid face and get over it”

“Keith, when Lance gets near you so much blood runs to your face if you got so much as a paper cut you’d probably bleed to death, its not good for battle”

“Im not that smitten takashit so fuck off” “You had the words ‘Keith Mcclain’ written on your notebook for the entirety of your time at the Garrison.”

Shiro impersonating how Keith’s voice gets lower and more macho™ around Lance

“Your crush on lance reminds me of the time you stanned shark boy from shark boy and lava girl in middle school” “Hey, Shark Boy made me gay watch what you say” “Im gonna read your fanfic at your guys’ wedding” “Say what you please as long as you burn all copies of Loves Bites”

Keith thinks it’s so strange when everybody sees him as this High Figure Of Command Who You Dont Mess With™ because Keith knows way too much abt him to see him like that.

“God Shiro’s so cool I wish i was like him.” “Senior year of high school Shiro ate a can of cheez whiz for lunch every. day.”

“How can Shiro be such an adult, he’s so responsible” “Are you kidding me? He once put a jar of nutella in the microwave cause he wanted to melt it to make chocolate sauce for his ice cream and almost burnt the house down.”

“Shiro’s so composed” “On his first date with Matt, he closed his eyes to kiss him good bye and kissed his glasses”

Shiro trying everything he can think of to try to help Keith hit on Lance

“How’d you get with Matt?” “You’re asking the epitome of the wrong guy, I dont even know” “Didn’t you like, write him a letter to ask for his number” “I asked pidge for their address, wrote a letter, stamped it and mailed it with the words ‘Lemme get them digits’ enclosed cause i thought it’d be cool….”

“Shiro how do I even know he’s even BI! The dude barley even so much at looks at dudes…” “He said ‘razzle dazzle’ while flying keith. razzle fucking dazzle”

Eventually Shiro is just done and starts trying to take matters into his own hands

“Lance, top ten Man crushes go.” 

“Lance you need to start getting along better with Keith, maybe just go into Black with , him go for a ride together, stop on a nice alien planet, have a picnic, stare into each others eyes, realize you l-” ‘TAKASHI”

“Lance, hypothetically speaking, if you had to kiss one person on the team, who would u choose :3?”

Keith is really into pokemon and whenever Shiro tries to participate and be supportive he embarrasses himself

“I wanna open up a real life pokemon gym” “What theme would it be? like bug?” “YEAH SHIRO, UH UH UH YEAH, TAKASHI, IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT. THAT’S WHAT I WANT, I WANT TO SHIT OUT BADGES TO EVERY HAM AND EGGER WHO COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR. ‘go caterpie!’ That’s me you fucking imbecile. “Do your best kakuna” “…. I’m gonna go”

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Shatt, man..

do not repost w/o permission

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I am so ready for that Matt Holt content

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what a lovely day to remember keith and lance are both gryffindors

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A color to honor the fallen

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Matt, running into Keith’s freshman highschool dorm even though he’s a junior in the college program, carrying a clunky old microwave: Yo this thing’s older than you are and the staff room has just had it sitting in storage wanna go blow it up?

Shiro, running down the hallway at him: MATT DON’T-

Keith: FUCK YEAH DUDE!

Shiro:  K E I T H   N O

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broganes + dadgane = famganes (aka texan shiro³)

+ headcanon family tree

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Matt spending 2 minutes listening to Lance talk before cutting him off with “dude you and Shiro have like the same personality and it’s weirding me out right now” but everyone’s just super confused because they only know Shiro in the power dynamic of being older and in charge

Bonus: Matt sees Shiro giving out orders and starts laughing so hard

Bonus #2 when ever Matt walks into the room Shiro becomes a difernt person and it weirds everyone out