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Was not expecting that

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a queen

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steve: but…tammy thompson’s a girl

robin:

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He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

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This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

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the rumours are true… i have a soft heart

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The depression is hitting me real hard right now and i’ve never felt more alone with it

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Give me memes or give me death

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When newborns suck on a boob they’re “babies” but when I do it I’m a “lesbian”

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oh my god

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So story time my parents also taught me if someone is trying to take me to scream “you’re not my mommy/daddy” so people will look. Well one day I was at Ames with my parents (if you don’t know what that is it’s basically like a target) and I was in the toy section. My dads like “ok let’s go” and I scream “you’re not my daddy!” And he walked away and went to my mom and told her to get me.

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