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Hypnos: Hi, welcome to the Realm of Sleep. Thank you for bringing your fucking kids.

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@classicnet​ 800 Followers Celebration

I am chaos.

I am the spirit with which your children and clowns laugh in happy anarchy.

I am alive,

and I tell you that you are free.

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as if this was not me lmao

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Enyo / Bellona - Greek / Roman goddess of war

requested by anon x2

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@modernmythsnet | Event Fourteen | AU | Natural ↳ demeter + farmer’s wife au

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Oba - African deity of marriage and domesticity.

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Hands down one of THE best animated Greek myth movies

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Had to be my favorite goddess 😍

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This is ironic she’s half horse and says she’s goddess of beauty 😂

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The two main deities of agriculture and harvest. Oko and Demeter. 🤗

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Inktober Challenge 2018

Day 28 : Eris

Day 29 : Melinoë

Day 30 : Nemesis

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Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.

To sum up this book in a single sentence - “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”

Yeah, this guy-

Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.

GREEK MYTHOLOGY 

The Greek creation myth.

The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.

The story of the Minotaur. 

NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Norse creation myth.

Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.  

EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY

Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff. 

How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.

MAYAN MYTHOLOGY

How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail. 

CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY

How God made Eve from Adam’s rib. 

The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct. 

HINDU MYTHOLOGY

Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.

And this is how he does it. 

JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY

The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan. 

A story about Tanuki.

AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY

Creation myth

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born

The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.

NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY

Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?

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Hermes: The Greek language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts so I’m incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself.

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