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You know who I’m talking about - That one scientist, blond ish hair and a lab coat that hangs around the pangolin 24/7

The pangolin? You mean Outworlder 007? He's the one who hangs out with 013 and... Oh. Him. He's... [classified].

Let me rephrase, because I don't think the High Keepers will allow that to go through. Keeper #2812 seems fond of him. From what I can tell, the opinion of the High Keeper's is mixed. [classified] thinks he's worthless, but [classified] believes he's a genius. I'm pretty sure I heard [classified] wanted him? For something. Nothing good, if it's coming from [classified].

Maybe I'll find a better way to explain, but long story short: he has a number, but not of that type.

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Why don’t you have a outworld number for that one hamster looking guy?

Who?

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I keep hearing one of the outworlders (07 I believe) complain that you lot don’t like him much - Is there a reason why?

Outworlder 007? Which one is that again?

Oh. That one. He's... I don't hate him as much as the high keepers do. But if he keeps messing with dark magic I may.

The problem is I don't think he even knows that the forces he's dealing with are evil. He just believes we limit him because we don't want him growing powerful. True– the High Keepers are scared, don't let that not be taken into account.

But beyond just the corruption, these methods he keeps using? They're unbalanced– not just in the unfair advantage they give him, but in the fundamental fabric of this Realm.

He already lost himself once, to the corruption. Power is twice as enticing and half as difficult to fall to. Outworlder 007 is lucky the High Keepers didn't just seal him away as they did the first four.

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What law did they break???? It sounds like it's a big one

The Law of Mobcap- or the maximum amount of life that can be sustained by the realm in a certain area. They somehow found a way to create something out of nothing (conservation of code who????) and in killing one lesser-mortal (Pillagers, I believe they’re considered?) harvested far too much mana. I’m so tired. Whenever Outworlder 006 runs it the rest of the realm, in order to supply the mana, slows down. I mean the SUN moves SLOWER across the sky and GRAVITY INCREASES. And then the other outworlders complain about this phenomenon (dubbed “lag”)????? And tell us to just??? Create more mana?????????????

Anyway I rewrote the mobcap in that specific machine’s area to be lower, so less mana was allotted to it. I basically put it in a bubble so no osmosis would bring more mana there.

thanks for the interest. At least your realm seems to understand how infuriating this is

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Which outworlder was it?

Outworlder 006- he just keeps building these giant machines at the seams of this Realm that allow him to obtain power at an absurd rate. and EVERY time someone tells him to stop her makes an EVEN WORSE machine. Thankfully the most recent one was destroyed by Outworlder 013, so we didn’t have to deal with it. Still.

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I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders I hate the outworlders

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guys they put me on here for PR but like. im thinking this is worse than the snails

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