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keeps-me-green · 5 years
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moments from the lighthearted, feel-good podcast wooden overcoats that hit me in the gut:
“YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! We’re not good enough.”
related to the above, “ He might always be Eric Chapman. But I’ll always be Rudyard Funn. And I’ve got to keep going until Rudyard Funn is a better person to be than Eric Chapman. “
Rudyard’s speech to the other undertakers and him faltering when they start jeering him
Rudyard having to tell Antigone they lost the client in the season three premiere
Rudyard realizing his new “friend” is a homicidal lunatic
and then literally standing in between him and Eric
Antigone’s story about the clown in “Undertakers Underground”
Biju’s funeral at the end of season 2
“I’m actually very glad that you exist.”
get these out of here, this show wasn’t supposed to make me FEEL
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Season four available everywhere this July.
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Thought I’d post a bunch of my podcast doodles from when I was saving myself from boredom death during my internship last year
They’re by no means perfect but hey, they’re doodles.
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keeps-me-green · 6 years
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i fucking love welcome to night vale’s early episodes cecil’s crush on carlos is fucking incredible
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oh this is very good
Posting it to the right blog this time hopefully.
You know that horrifying contrast between Episodes 19a and 19b of Welcome to Night Vale, the one that everyone is scared of? Well, I had a hunch it would be a lot more horrifying if you heard them taking place as simultaneously as they did. (Within reason, of course; Kevin speaks a lot faster than Cecil, and is less eloquent, so I had to work Gilligan-cut style rather than true simultaneous as I originally intended.) I’m only doing the post-vortex-arrival bit for the purposes of this audio post and to avoid too many copyright hiccups. 
I’m fairly certain someone has in fact done this already, but that’s never stopped anyone in the tag before, so why should it stop me? 
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keeps-me-green · 6 years
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You are a therapist that specializes in treating superheroes.
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Oh no
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Well, at least he warned us.
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keeps-me-green · 6 years
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Reasons Trump is a Thistle Man
-Baggy, sallow skin
-Inability to form coherent sentences
-Doesn’t seem to know how to act like a Real Person
-Kills and eats people behind dumpsters (unconfirmed but almost definitely true)
-Is a threat to the power of gay love
-Is literally fueled by hate
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keeps-me-green · 6 years
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Why is everything about Wooden Overcoats so fucking good???? The writing? Impeccable. The production? Superb. The voice acting? Best I’ve ever fucking heard.
Wooden Overcoats is a gift and we all need to appreciate it more
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keeps-me-green · 6 years
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Caleb: Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Adam: Uh, sure, I guess
Caleb: Thou art hot as fuck
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Is it weird that I’m most excited for Chez Levi
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9.4.18
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Antigone Funn when she leaves Piffling Vale
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me, pullin up to fight justin: let’s go justin: 010011101011 me, crying: how are you doing that with your mouth
you friend I think should make a career of this
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