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beyondxfredc​:

You know.. I am very okay with having the same effect on you that cheesecake has.

How on earth have you known me this long and never had my cheesecake? We use cashews to get the creamy-ness of it, maple syrup, vanilla. It tastes real, at least, according to those I’ve taste-tested it on. And, it’s healthier. Humans aren’t actually meant to consume dairy past infancy. 

Even I can’t resist a good thirst trap. And you have a habit of posting many of them. That’s not my fault. And food insta is one of my guilty pleasures. So you’re really contributing to two very important sides of the platform.

Maybe we should be more concerned that you’ve never offered to make me cheesecake. Interesting. I might have to try my hand at making it myself at some point. I have actually heard that about dairy before but Got Milk is so prominent, it’s like we’re trained dairy-loving robots.

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text 📲 kederick

Fred: either later this week or early next week. I need to start getting ready for my pop-up. And I think Hope is out of food again...

Fred: I swear, she'd only ever eat take out if she didn't have me.

Fred: How's the line going?

Kurt: Just let me know when I should stop by. I haven't been to Hope's in a while.

Kurt: Not all take out is bad, but it's sweet that you cook for her.

Kurt: The line is coming along. I'm pushing to have it done in time for NYFW. How's the pop-up?

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text 📲 kederick

Fred: Hey you. Want me to make this cheesecake for you next time I'm in LA?

Kurt: Definitely, I'm intrigued. When are you going to be in town next?

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beyondxfredc​:

Pretty sure it’s the only thing I post you like more than my shirtless selfies.

They have similar effects. 

I’ve made cheesecake numerous times, eaten many cheesecakes, but have never encountered one that was vegan. How does that work exactly? And does it taste the same because ruining cheesecake is a federal crime. 

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texts ✉️ finn ⇄ kurt

FINN: wait you got a boy and you holding out on me? now who turntabled it? what's his name?

FINN: i can see the headlines now. we'd be like that one famous designer who married another famous person and built an empire.

FINN: well i've never really dated a man so i don't know what it'd be like either. nobody wants to think of superman coming home to jimmy olsen. there's totally a porn about it though.

FINN: i binged his gay show. he's got a nice butt. it'd be worth trying for if he wouldn't like expose it on the show.

KURT: There are a few, yes. Your assistant has been consistent. I don't keep track. Nothing serious.

KURT: Yes, exactly. I run my fashion empire, you star in blockbusters. It's a beautiful relationship.

KURT: Porn and fan fiction. I'd watch that movie. Dating men isn't that different than women, I'd assume. Men are pretty simple.

KURT: He does squats. You're interested in him?

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texts 🎤 klaine

blaine: do i recall a stage in the corner of the dining room on our last visit to breadstix?

blaine: thoughts on spoiling this "boozy brunchathon" with our best dolly parton/kenny rogers impressions? payback for calling us bottoms (even if it's true) and for comparing us to sesame street characters.

kurt: You would be correct. And I love where your mind is.

kurt: It's like you read my mind. I also don't bottom /all/ the time. I don't know why people get that impression.

kurt: I'll have "Islands in the Stream" memorized by morning.

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texts ✉️ finn ⇄ kurt

FINN: you full blown lost me. can you pack conversations? idk. my head hurts.

FINN: ayyyyyyyy that's my boy!

FINN: because you probably ain't looking for a good old boy and chasing them fancy pant types who look down on grilled cheese. my plan is to get to her to agree to date me in public. it's a solid plan.

FINN: well i do still like women too. especially the top notch ones. but uh, what do you know about blaine anderson? think he can keep quiet?

KURT: Forget about it.

KURT: Just because I don't talk about it all the time doesn't mean that I don't hook up, Finn.

KURT: If only you would marry me. Grilled cheeses for days. I'm sure you'll get the date, anyway.

KURT: I know. I've just never seen you date a man and I wonder what that would look like. Blaine and I are pretty close. He's a great person. Very talented and kind. Why?

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snixsation​:

Tireless love and appreciation for The House of Stix has finally paid off. 

Antie Snix struck serious gold with this commercial deal, and she is hellbent on spreading the wealth with half off a Bottomless–so, no, Bert and Ernie, you can’t come–Boozy Brunchathon when it airs this weekend. BreadstiX 11:00 AM PST. Be there, or you can super suck it. All offense intended. 

I’m not sure whether to be offended that you’d compare me to an orange puppet with awful hair or pleased to have been acknowledged at all, for no reason whatsoever. Regardless, you can expect me there, mimosa in hand. Who’s catering?

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texts ✉️ finn ⇄ kurt

FINN: then what are you unpacking?

FINN: I'll send him over then. Maybe you can get his pants off him too. For some tailoring.

FINN: grilled cheese is something that can be so personal and romantic. but fair. it's like our first hang out. fantana. that's a dope name. yeah, a woman. teri doesn't know about the men and i don't think she'd be eager to set me up with one. she is really pretty. you know me, always aiming big.

KURT: This conversation.

KURT: I'm great at tailoring.

KURT: If that's true, why has no one ever made me a grilled cheese? So the grilled cheese is for her? Do I want to know your plans? It's probably for the best and at least you have good taste in beards.

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texts ✉️ finn ⇄ kurt

FINN: wait when did you move?

FINN: who elliot? i see you hummel, i see you. yeah...dottie probably does spit in your drinks cause i think she spits in mine.

FINN: i'm a gentleman now like you taught me. i'm not supposed to kiss and tell. i mean i haven't kissed her yet but you know. publicists are really helpful in setting things up. she's hot and upcoming. i'm hot and upcoming. dirt is gonna end up giving us a name like brangelina or something. ooooh, sinn's got a hot ring to it right?

KURT: I didn't?

KURT: Yes, him. I don't know what you're talking about. Why don't you fire her, then?

KURT: Right, but you're also supposed to talk to your best friend about it when they're your best source for romantic advice. Yet is a key word, huh? Fantana isn't bad either. So, a woman? She's pretty.

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texts ✉️ finn ⇄ kurt

KURT: Please tell me you didn't seriously spill nacho cheese on those pants.

FINN: i didn't seriously spill the cheese. i was wearing them cause santana lopez is coming over and they look good on me and then i wanted a grilled cheese but i only had nacho cheese so i tried to put the nacho cheese on the bread and idk it got on my pants.

KURT: There's a lot to unpack here.

KURT: I would tell you to bring them over but it sounds like you've got a busy night ahead of you. Can your assistant come? Preferably the nice cute one. Not the girl with the mustache. I think she spits in my drinks.

KURT: What is Santana Lopez doing going to your house and why are you just telling me about it?

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texts ✉️ finn ⇄ kurt

FINN: sorry. i spilled my nacho cheese on my phone and it just sent.

FINN: unrelated then. do you know how to get nacho cheese out of tibetan cashmere goat pants?

KURT: Please tell me you didn't seriously spill nacho cheese on those pants.

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texts ✉️ finn ⇄ kurt

FINN: hey it's finn. remember that suit you got me for the superman movie premiere? what were those pants cause they felt like nice against.

KURT: You're leaving me to make assumptions about the end of that sentence that I didn't ask for.

KURT: The two piece suit that I stayed up all night tailoring? It was a custom order, so. You're not going to find them anywhere else. It was cashmere. From Tibetan cashmere goats.

KURT: Why?

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banderson​:

Now that promos have begun airing ahead of our second season’s premiere, I’ve been given the greenlight by my story producer to poll my inner circle for your favorite of the following opening credit taglines:

I hit all the right notes, but on none of the right guys.

Like a quick tempo, my life is fast-paced. Bravo to those who can keep up!

As a singer, I’m all about harmony… until you talk behind my back.

It’s a tough decision. I’m biased towards each one considering I write my own taglines, unlike most of my fellow castmates. All feedback is welcomed and appreciated!

I realize I’m a little late to the conversation but I definitely prefer the first option. It’s succinct with just enough wit to really emphasize your personality. Plus, as a viewer and close friend, it’s always interesting to get the inside scoop on your romantic prospects. Can we expect any interesting guest stars next season?

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“Let’s talk about the fame. How has it changed you?”

I like to think that I haven’t changed much. My taste has always been rather refined, though I did go through an experimental ascot phase in high school that I’ve definitely grown out of. 

“Why go into this specific career?”

I grew up passionate about a lot of different things. Music, writing, and obviously clothes. But I spent a significant amount of time in my childhood shadowing my mother at runway shows and photoshoots and fell in love with the fashion industry. I spent weekends as a teenager pulling fabrics and making my own clothes, so it only seemed right that I try my hand at making them for other people. Even though she’s passed, engrossing myself in the industry has brought me closer to my mother. I know that she’d be proud. And it seems to have worked out well for me, hasn’t it?

“What are the current projects you’re working on?”

My sophomore collection will show at New York Fashion Week in September. I’m currently filming guest spots on a few different reality competition shows – I’ve always wanted to try those extravagant cakes they always show on The Food Network. And I have a semi-secret project in the works that will be announced in the new few weeks.

“How do you feel about your fans?”

I’m very appreciative of their support, from the show to my first line and i can’t wait to see what they think of what’s coming next. I hope to make them proud.

“Speaking of fans, what is your most memorable fan encounter?”

The first time I saw someone that wasn’t famous wearing one of my pieces. Working as a personal designer and stylist, most of my current clothes are custom for celebrity clients. Seeing a fan wearing something that I designed – a jacket from my first collection – made everything more real than it had been before.

“How’s your personal life? Are you seeing anybody special?”

I’m too busy for a personal life, so, no, there isn’t anyone special at the moment. Not to say that I’m entirely opposed to the idea.

“How does it feel to be in the limelight with paparazzi watching your every move?”

It’s not entirely unfamiliar, though I will never get used to the blinding flash of cameras in the dark. I’m not sure what’s so interesting about stepping out for a coffee, but I’ve learned to mostly ignore it.

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KURT HUMMEL // MOODBOARDS → 002 ★

↳ feat. @banderson​

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