keira evans; a twenty-seven year old who just really likes spicy food.
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april-turner:
“That is the most immature - funny thing I have ever seen! You gotta laugh sometime!”
The corners of her mouth twitched up at the thought of its immaturity. “Agreed. I wouldn’t be surprised if these things were actually some kind of squeaky toy.” She tested the thing in her hand and chuckled at its failure. “Yeah, at first I was pissed but to be honest, I’m not all that bothered, you know. I mean look at it.”
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je-mappelle-penny:
“Damn, I wish I thought of that!”
“Now I know who didn’t do it.” She joked, and cracked a smile, squishing the pink rubber liver in her hand. She dangled the fake organ in front of her and tilted her gaze. “But seriously, you’d think they’d go for something a little more realistic than this? It looks like a melted dildo.”
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“To whoever put fake raw meat inside the piñata, I will papier-mâché your ass until it’s solid.”
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