keiranbroom

[keiranbroom]

i was sharing a hotel with welly right. and i was talkng to thisb girl on the phone and i was like "haha hey dyou want to come over' and welly was like "excuse me??? she cant come" and so i was like wot, you just expect me to not cum. she CAN come. and welly was all like "come on kieran. fucks sake i never should have come with you on this trip." and i was like YOU WOT.???

[keiranbroom]

before taking to a fit bird always go to tha bathroom an rub one out before you decide to cheat on ya wife . neva make decisions while horny. ghandi said that.

[keiranbroom]

got me new peofile picure 4 x mas . i don like chrimas very much.

[keiranbroom]

welly looks proper stupid witg hjs blond hair

[keiranbroom]

fuckin hell ppl alwasy posting wierd shit of me n welly like who fucking asked???????????????

[keiranbroom]

91% of adulterers stop before they find the one mistress who will bring back their zest for life. KEEP CHEATING!!!!!!!!

[keiranbroom]

literally after yo drink water its like ur body is like trusting u now and then its like wow it trusts me so u drink more and then god damn you drank like 2 liters in like half an hour and that shit is flying out of ur dickhole at 50 miles an hour

[keiranbroom]

hey why you stood there with your knob out

cause you're mums about to blow me mate

[keiranbroom]

when they say "kieran broom always kisses the badge" what they actually mean is that he suckles on it. hes putting that whole thing in his mouth and kissing it with tongue. there's gonna be a wet patch on his shirt.

[keiranbroom]

england is my city

[keiranbroom]

aw fuck spelt my name wrong dint i

[keiranbroom]

how could anyone hate a bird. what is your fucking problem