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not to victim blame but maybe if you closed your gay little mouth every once in a while and stopped smiling like an anime school girl seeing her crush all the goddamn time your mouth wouldn’t get spit in 🙄

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this is actually so like. whatever, ,.

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phil loves to see dan in color and dan loves to see phil with some edge and that's why we'll never see a dedicated clothes swap video because the sheer magnitude of horny energy would blow straight through the richter scale and nothing would survive their path of destruction

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thinking thoughts

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<3

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SHUT UUUUPPPPPPPP

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just my brain forging connections….

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"firstly... FIRSTLY the intention is misrepresented, then the act is greatly exaggerated, and THEN it becomes pluralized? what a NARC" suddenly I understand how Dan could've been a lawyer

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I feel I shouldn't be here

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do you. do you understand. do you understand.

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they could have fully made out on camera tongue and all and it still wouldn't have been as gay as whatever the fuck that "you stupid bitch! that i hate!!" "fuck you" interaction was

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this is the gayest shit they've ever done i need to be sedated

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Dan’s homeland

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loml

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mid-video bubble tea date

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a collection of pictures of dan's hidden profile

do you know what these pictures have in common:

they all feature dan's hidden profile

they were all taken by phil

i just realised. phil always takes photos of dan's hidden side because it is the side he knows and loves. it is the side where he always is and the side he's used to seeing dan in.

he takes these pictures from this side because these pictures were for them. you can see a difference between the pictures phil takes to show us (catboy dan, dan in front of the fireplace, actually a lot of 3rd person pictures of dan's instagram...) because they feature dan's preferred side. but these ones. oh these ones were taken for them. their pictures. we are just lucky enough for them to end up showing them to us.

i need to go lie down.