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And they love him.

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I miss my wife (jay ferin).

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PLEASE!!!! I JUST WANT TO JUDGE MY MENT!! PLEASE-

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Remember when Troy was a male wife…

I do.

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JAGUAR JOE IS NOT A SALAMANDER!!!! HE Is A WEIRD LEOPARD GECKO CRESTED GECKO HYBRID THING!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE!!!

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POV: Chip isn’t in love with his wife despite all the work you’ve put into making them love each other

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I feel like someone already made something like this before

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I'M CRYING OVER A HALO COMEDY SHOW AGAIN!!!!!!!!

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Today is the only day you can repost this:

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Y'all the Lipschitz family scares me so much like, yeah this is my weeb son, my theater kid son who has no idea his weeb brother is dead, and maybe my son with super powers if you think he's related.

WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS, GO HOME

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happy pride month heres a redraw of that one comic

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Ted being a horny bastard has nothing to do with the way he was raised and he's not just like that. It's a coping mechanism he's using to avoid confronting his feelings about Jenny. So that means Pete being such a horny little fuck in Abstinence Camp strongly suggests that is a behaviour he learned from Ted. Therefore, the Spankoffski brothers have to be closer than they appear. In this essay, I will—

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If you think Stephanie is DOWN BAD for Pete in nerdy prudes, just see her in abstinence camp nightmare time where this girl when Pete asks her "do you think its true there is a monster killing people that do sex at camp?"

And she is like

"Idk.... maybe we could try out and see if the legend is true, IM JOKING LOL.... Just if you want to tho....."

Like GIRL????

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In black friday, wiggly's baby talk could be easily explained by the fact that his vessel is a children's doll. In npmd however, he explicitly states that the lords in black are holding court in the teens' tongue and form, and if there's one thing teenagers hate is feeling or being perceived as children; still, wiggly uses the same baby talk, though not as much. Therefore, the only logical conclussion is that wiggog y'warth simply talks like that, in this essay i will-

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Live paulkins reaction

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FUCK CLIVESDALE!!

reblog if you agree

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my phone’s SD card stopped working, I’ve lost so much :(

thank god for my laptop with a chip in the corner that makes the screen pop out sometimes lol