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Shownu: It’s okay Jooheon. Everyone’s afraid of something.

Jooheon: Even you, Shownu?

Shownu: No.

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Staring at the ceiling, willing myself to sleep.

Me:

Brain: ...

Me: Hoe don't d--

Brain: cOmE oN iN fEeL fReE tO dO sOmE lOoKiN

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Dark Dungeon - JonTron

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*FF3 Flashbacks*

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OKAY

SO

DO YOU SEE THIS

DO YOU SEE THIS REAL LIFE ACTUAL FABULOUS FUCKING SHIT HERE

SO WHEN I WANT MY HAIR TO BE ANY KIND OF DIFFERENT BUT I’M TOO LAZY TO PLAN OR THINK THINGS THROUGH I BASICALLY MAD SCIENTIST TOGETHER SOME RANDOM SHIT FROM THE DOZEN OR SO BOTTLES I HAVE STASHED IN MY CAVEROOM TO SEE WHAT THE RESULT IS (answer: varying degrees of opal hair.) THE MIX IS GENERALLY HALF DYE, QUARTER CONDITIONER, QUARTER DEVELOPER.

USUALLY I’M ROCKIN THAT GARNIER CONDITIONER, THE YELLOW BOTTLE WITH THE THREE DIFFERENT SUPER OILS FOR WHEN YOU WANT YOUR HAIR TO SURVIVE THE GODDAMN NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE BUT YOU WANT THAT SHIT TO LOOK VIBRANT AND LUSCIOUS LIKE YOU THE GODDAMN WARRIORQUEENKING OF UNICORNFABIOTOPIA GRAND DUCHESSDUKE OF THE HUNT BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION AND DESPAIR TO ALL WHO OPPOSE YOU.

BUT I WAS OUT OF THAT OLYMPIAN NECTAR FROM ABOVE SO I GOT THIS “ULTRA LUSTER” SHIT FROM THE DOLLAR STORE, RIGHT? IT WAS THE FIRST BOTTLE I GRABBED AND ONE GENERIC CONDITIONER WORKS AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER FOR MY PURPOSES SO IT WAS ALL GOOD.

MIXED UP MY HAIR POTION. PUT THAT SHIT IN MY MOHAWK. GO TO WASH EVERYTHING OUT BECAUSE I MADE A MILD MESS AND IF HANNAH FUCKIN HART TAUGHT ME ANYTHING IT WAS EITHER “CLEAN AS YOU GO” OR “YOU CAN SUBSTITUTE ANY KITCHEN TOOL WITH YOUR TEETH” I FORGET WHICH

ANYWAY

THIS.

THIS GLORIOUS SHIT

I’M RINSING EVERYTHING OUT AND SUDDENLY EVERYTHING *S*P*A*R*K*L*E*S*

EVERYTHING SHINES BRIGHT LIKE A GODDAMN DIAMOND. BOWL. BRUSH. GLOVES. MY FUCKING HEART.

I DUNNO WHAT KIND OF UNICORNS THEY MILKED FOR THIS CONDITIONER BUT MY HAIR SUPPLIES ARE SILVER AND DISCOTASTIC AND IT IS NOT WASHING OFF.

FUCK

THIS IS AWESOME

TL;DR I have never been so emotionally torn about throwing away used latex gloves.

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Bioshock GO:

inject random syringes you find on the street

set things on fire

hack vending mashines

eat years-old snack food

hit other players with a wrench when you encounter them in the street

kill your dad

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Of course it is XD. You had to listen to all of these in my car repeatedly.

K-POP hit songs from 2008-2012 in 12 minutes 

I remember when ALL of these came out lol kpop hipster 

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Xenolux

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I used to think like “??? Why would this be banned??” But then I got that shit stuck in my head…. Deadass spent like 30 min of my Chem class just “ring ding dong ring ding dong ring diggy ding diggy ding ding ding” not doing shit lol

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I don’t care how dated it is, when I hear ‘Lucifer’ I still lose my shit

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ouran high school fight club

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I get such joy from customers asking for some ludicrous exception to store policy. Because when I say no, and they ask for a manager, I can smile and tell them that -I- am The Manager, Wisest and Most Benevolent, Destroyer of Kings and Mortal Vessel of the Retail Elder Gods.

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new name for lube

high fructose porn syrup

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As someone who knows every single syllable of this movie from memory I heavily approve

has this been done

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YOU COULD'VE BEEN CRUSHED YOU TINY FUCKING IDIOT

Also WHAT the FUCK WHO INVITED YOU

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REAL LIVE ACTUAL LIZARD IN MY BED HOW AND WHERE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU COME FROM LITTLE GUY

A) HOW LONG WHERE YOU IN MY FUCKING BED B) WHY WERE YOU IN MY FUCKING BED C) FUCK

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