kemvee
kemvee
A Collection of Fictional Husbands
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kemvee · 2 months ago
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*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night
#XD
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kemvee · 2 months ago
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vincent ⚰️🥀
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kemvee · 2 months ago
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My cartoon for this week's New Scientist
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kemvee · 3 months ago
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kemvee · 3 months ago
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Some of my favorite Alucard paintings in honor of The Symphony of the Night's 28th anniversary
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kemvee · 3 months ago
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he had it coming
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kemvee · 4 months ago
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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
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kemvee · 4 months ago
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You think you know me.... that I'll draw Vincent because he's emo and pretty and his color scheme is black & red.. well you're right.
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kemvee · 5 months ago
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"I heard the monsters cry in the distance, but I didn't know what you were doing..."
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kemvee · 5 months ago
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incorrect jjk quotes [50/?]
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kemvee · 5 months ago
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Alucard - Castlevania Help, I'm so late to the party but I finally got around to watching the Castlevania show on Netflix (I just finished Season 2) so of course, we do a little fan art.. Twitter
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kemvee · 5 months ago
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kemvee · 5 months ago
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You have been visited by the Badger of Executive Function!
May this tenacious beastie grant you the strength to break through whatever is holding you back from completing that important task you've been meaning to get to, and the energy and motivation to
Do The Fucking Thing.
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kemvee · 6 months ago
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Up to no good 🔥
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kemvee · 7 months ago
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💜Really like how this one turned out...
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kemvee · 7 months ago
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It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.
I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.
How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?
Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.
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kemvee · 7 months ago
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Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just
Commander Cullen Rutherford, Dragon Age Inquisition
A commission for me by the incredibly talented and ever fabulous Gerry Arthur
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