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HATRED

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honestly an interesting take/theory which i am 100% gonna keep in mind 🤔🤔

So with DRDT chapt 3 announced in progress

With the David image highly resemblying an Eito image I think it might just be a shit post but also could be a real scene, never know until the episodes come out. But I'd like to think that he could have DID like Toko/Genocider Syo/Jack/Jill where he changes between inspo and bitch every now and then. I could be wrong but I wanna see what you guys think

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#drdt #this is david chiem in chapter 3 fr fr #david chiem

Love and peace, everyone. Love and peace.

Also David did this on purpose. He’s just saying this to piss Teruko off

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WE ARE SOO BACK BABYYY

why he acting all innocent as if we didnt see his ass crash out

Chapter 3 work has begun! ...Actually, DT work has been underway for a while, but never announced until now.

The first draft of the daily life, investigation, and first 1/4th of the trial have already been completed~ Thank you for your patience!

The progress will be regularly updated on a progress bar on the about page, so please check it at your convenience! It will be regularly updated until chapter 3 is finished.

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Someone who has the fanbook please share whats on the monoma page 😭😭

I dont get payed for a bit and im so desperate 🙏🙏 please

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PSA

Just a heads up, there are bots going around on AO3 accusing people of using AI. Considering the timing, this is likely AI bros' retaliation for AO3 users calling them out for scraping their work. Examples of what you might be sent:

Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

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I'm Just An Assistant Headcanons: Part One

Idea Post

• Chef finds it amusing while Chris doesn't, that the crew and interns listen to Noah more than they do, Chris. Noah has to ask for something once, and they immediately set out to do it, but when Chris asks, he has to ask multiple times, or it comes out wrong.

An intern made a mistake once when Noah asked for something....once. No one made a mistake again in the face of his anger. It was understandable given that the mistake could have gotten a lot of people hurt and destroyed a lot of weeks' worth of work.

He is understanding if someone is confused as long as they ask questions to clarify, but if they don't and they go on to make an avoidable mistake that person will get a very intimidating lecture and if they still make mistakes they are fired. He doesn't tolerate that kind of behavior, given they work on one of the most dangerous shows on reality television.

Plus, most of those who consistently make mistakes end up being spies sent by the network to make the show the way they want. Which is something Noah will not stand for.

The network/producers go about this way because they are way too intimidated by Noah to call or set up a meeting with him.

• No Noah and Cody cuddling in season one, so Sierra isn't antagonistic of him. She finds him fascinating due to the times he's been on screen and the number of fans it caused. It is oddly high, which Sierra hypothesized was because of SCVAMC Syndrome. (Side-Character-Viewed-As-Main-Character Syndrome) People see someone who is or essentially is a side character, and because they don't know much about them, they are intrigued and the little they find out becomes something special. It happens all the time in video games and anime. The more mystery or missing information, the more alluring.

That's essentially what Noah was, and she finds him interesting. She kept trying to find out more about him so she could really keep her status of being the top total drama blogger.

• Because of this, Noah tried to avoid her as much as possible.

• Almost immediately when the new season started, Heather and Duncan tried to intimidate or threaten Noah for information on the season, which he, of course, ignored or outright laughed at. They tried this all the time. At the beginning of the competition, a couple episodes after, the merge, and then more towards the finale if either made it that far. Duncan even accused Noah of helping Beth in season two, which he promptly shut down.

Noah was a lot of things, but he was not a cheater. He liked his job. Why would he jeopardize it by helping someone cheat? Yeah not likely.

If he was going to help anyone cheat, it would be Owen, Izzy, or Eva. But again, he would never do that.

• He's the reason Alejandro got cast as he picked him out from hundreds of applicants for the new season. Not Dirt Bags, though that is what Alejandro believed he was auditioning for. If Dirt Bags had been the real season, he most likely would have picked José but since it was a smoke screen for the real season, Noah chose Alejandro because he thought he would be the best fit. He didn't pick Sierra though.

Apparently, Blaineley had called in a hefty favor to put her assistant/informant on the show with the producers. Noah and Chris had said no, but the network offered Noah a pay raise, and they gave Chris more freedom with the season and the next two ones that were in the planning stages. They couldn't refuse the offer.

Technically, Noah could have, but he didn't want to. Not until he met Sierra. It wasn't until then that he was thinking he should have refused.

• Alejandro first saw Noah during the break between the Pyramid Over/Underline challenge and The Amazing Camel Race challenge since the crew and interns were setting up for the next challenge. They were directed to go to the white tent and get away from the heat. Alejandro was surprised at this because all he had heard about Chris and the show was the awful conditions.

But they were provided a tent that had little fans attached to some poles that helped a little bit from the heat. They were given chairs to sit on, though they were organized by team, so Alejandro was going to take the opportunity to get to know his team. It was as Owen, the utter oaf, was spewing some story of accidentally entering and winning a hotdog eating contest that Alejandro was snapped out of his less than polite thoughts by a water bottle being shoved in his face.

"What the-?"

"Here. You guys need to hydrate. We can't have any of you keeling over because of dehydration or heat stroke." A somewhat nasally voice said in perfect monotone. It was when he finally took the water that he saw the person who the voice belonged to, and Alejandro found his heart skipped a beat at the sight.

The boy looked around their age with tan skin that was peppered with many moles and beauty marks (angel kisses his Nana called them). He had dark, oh so dark hooded brown eyes that were perpetually lidded that had bags that somehow did not diminish his beauty. He had a small wrinkle on his forehead that Alejandro found and fought the urge to run his fingers across so he could see it relaxed. Then he eyes traveled down to his lips, his pouty lips that were...oh shit...moving because he was still talking to Alejandro.

"Dude, you okay? Do you feel dizzy or anything? I can have medical in here stat." The angel said.

"Ah, no! No. No. I'm good. Just a little tired, I confess." Alejandro lied, you know, like a liar.

"Mm. Well, you did carry two girls over a pyramid. It would make sense that you're tired. Rest as much as you can before the next challenge."

"S-Si. I will. Thank you for the water amigo." He stuttered!? Since when did he stutter???

He watched as the angel walked away and continued handing out waters. He watched until the boy was in the far corner of the tent talking to some of the interns. That was when Alejandro decided he must know who his angel was! He absolutely did not want to interact with his team more, so he sought someone he thought would know the answer while not making him feel like his head would explode when they spoke. He settled on Courtney, and when he finally found out his angel's name, he knew he was a goner.

Noah~! How perfect!

• Alejandro flirts with Noah whenever he can, which is surprisingly a lot, but Noah doesn't believe he is being genuine until Noah made a self-deprecating joke about it and Alejandro snapped. He didn't mean to crowd into Noah's space, but he couldn't help him. He desperately wanted him to understand. His flirting on the show was in his contract because that was the kind of character the network wanted, and though Alejandro had no problem with casual flirting, it was getting to him because he only wanted to flirt with Noah.

He begged him to believe him, and when Noah found out that, yes, the flirting was in his contract, he started to open up a little to the flirting though he was still a little wary. Alejandro counted it as a win and promised that once the competition was over, he would still be very interested in Noah.

• Teams!!!

Team Victory: Leshawna, Bridgette, DJ, Harold, Ezekiel, Lindsay, Sadie

Team Amazon: Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Eva, Sierra, Katie, Beth

Team Chris: Alejandro, Owen, Izzy, Tyler, Trent, Justin, Duncan

• Ezekiel still has a contract with Chris to go feral, and Duncan still quits, which puts Team Amazon at a numbers advantage.

• If Noah isn't directly responsible for Harold's elimination, Alejandro or Izzy are the next options. And both are, in fact, responsible in this au! Izzy because there can only be one ginger! Jk, she does it because she overheard the guy lecturing her NoNo about how he could allow Chris and the show to be so culturally insensitive and that he was part of the problem. How dare he!?

Knowing her NoNo, he probably did the best he could! I mean, it definitely could have been worse than Chris dressing up like Rick O'Connell from The Mummy. Though she knew that was not what Harold was referring to, she just thought he ought to be grateful because she was fairly certain if Noah wasn't there, Chris would have worn a tacky Pharoah costume from Spirit Halloween.

Alejandro teams up with her once he catches on to what she's doing, and it's only because he heard Noah venting to some crew members, and he absolutely does not want his angel unnecessarily stressed. Harold is a cause of said stress, so he must go! (He truly is a professional simper)

• Yes! Chris's outfit is different! There will be a lot more differences in this au because Noah is working on the show instead of competing.

• There will also be more challenges! Some I made up and some inspired by RR! Since this is supposed to be a world tour, there will be two challenges conducted wherever they visit. One will be at a famous landmark and the other just somewhere well known or wherever they got permission to rent/film at.

• Courtney and Noah don't really like each other, so they have a small rivalry going on. Noah finds it entertaining while Courtney does not. He's the one who makes sure they can't be sued again. Courtney got lucky with her first and last lawsuit, but after that, Noah made sure to dot every 'i' and cross every 't' when it came to the rest of season two and the newest season.

Every time Courtney complained about something or threatened to sue for some imperceived injustice, Noah got to throw the book at her, so to say. His eidetic memory really came in handy there as he can recall and recite word for word her contract (plus everyone else's).

• Courtney and Alejandro do become friends, but Courtney is rethinking that decision when she realizes Alejandro has the biggest crush on Noah.

• Alejandro: "He wore his glasses today! Doesn't he look positively dashing!"

Courtney: "If I had a newspaper, I would smack you with it."

• Alejandro still doesn't like Owen, but he is willing to tolerate him because of all the Noah lore he drops!

Also, because his amor would be mad at him if he did anything to the buffoon.

• Noah presents a lot of the challenges with Chef, which means he has to dress up.

• Noah is actually pretty sure he's cursed because he always seems to get hurt in increasingly bizarre ways. Like the time one of the stupid apples for the New York challenge fell on him when he oversaw a small team while they were setting up for said challenge.

Or when he was bringing Chris another hot chocolate in the Yukon, and he got crushed by Trent. (Instead of Noah being launched off the chunk of ice by Owen, it was Trent.)

Before that, he had tried giving Bridgette her issued jacket when she shoved him away, yelling that she had a boyfriend. That felt like an overreaction, but he had no time to think on that because he stumbled back and slipped into a large pile of snow.

• The contestants watched as Chris worried and fretted over Noah and made him drink his original hot chocolate because he didn't want his emotionally adopted son to be cold! Think of his anemia!!! Noah was taken back to the plane to warm up before he was allowed back and decided to take Chris a replacement hot chocolate....his well intentions ended up with him being crushed under Trent and had Chef fretting over him in place of Chris.

He was grounded to the plane for the rest of the challenge.

Stupid father figures! He had work to do!!!

Next

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Congrats on reaching over 1000 works, Alenoah nation!

(note that it displays as "976" atm if you're not logged in, because some fics can only be read if you have an AO3 account.)

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Another absolute and utter crack female Noah au that randomly appeared in my head

Mafia boss

Like, one of Izzy's shenanigans ends up with her being in charge of the mafia and she's like "thats the perfect gift for Neha's birthday!" That she totally didn't forget about and had to improvise the gift for.

Neha's concerned because none of her family is concerned that she's apparently a mob boss now????

She just appoints Eva as her right hand man (trusts her to not blow something important up on a whim) and Izzy as her left (she likes to do things undercover)

She basically somehow ends up the babysitter for a bunch of adult criminals.

Somehow, she's also super competent at it like she initially put in no effort at all but was seen as their blessing

Their old boss was horrible, he tortured and killed anyone who mildly annoyed him but this one? This one offers childcare (her mother volunteered to look after any kids as needed since she missed it), has ties to the CSIS (her brother works at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service) and the FBI (an incident when she was younger when she hacked them and now they owe her a favour, the directors kid is also in a situationship with her brother), doesn't threaten to hurt or fire them and genuinely let's them do whatever they need to do. Also apparently has another identity and literally doesn't care what they do as long as there's a good reason and it doesn't hurt her family in any way.

Like, a couple of them get jobs on the TD set to protect their precious boss! Because they refuse to call her anything other than boss, all the other staff also call her boss, especially the interns.

Eva is taking care of things while the other two are on the show

Neha's just getting special treatment by her underlings the entire time and there's nothing Chris, Chef or the other contestants can do about it because they won't go away. Like, Chris tried to fire one and booted him off the plane but he was there at the next challenge and just said 'I don't work for you'. Chris was not scared.

London goes a little differently:

Courtney and Gwen catch the ripper. Neha somehow gets actually kidnapped during the challenge cause England's mafia sees her talking to one of her underlings (that they know) and just assume that she'd be good collateral.

Duncan is also there cause he annoyed one of the boss' family members during his time travelling so they just see eachother there and both think "what's he doing here?"

She just keeps insulting them and Duncan is kind of freaking out because those are proper hard core criminals and the nerd won't shut 'his' mouth.

They try to do that intimidation thing where they grab the person's hair and force them to look at them when they threaten them thing with Neha only to stare dumbfounded as the hand pulls up further up then expected and it turns out they're holding a wig.

Meanwhile Neha just deadpans "ow, my hair" and Duncan is still freaking out. But like, even more cause since when was the nerd a nerdette

Then the underlings arrive, kick bum and they all leave to head back to the plane

One of them pulls their face off and it turns out to be a mask. Surprise! It's Izzy! She never left, just put on a disguise and joined the staff. No one noticed.

Team Chris wins cause Neha brought back Duncan and Team Amazon gets him.

When they get back onto the competition Duncan is just trying to suck up to Neha cause he really wants to join the elite criminals. So when she gave him the rundown on the contestants and mentioned how creepy Sierra was he decides to eliminate her which was pretty easy to do with everyone else voting with him.

No cheating arc cause he was complaining about Courtney's list to Neha on their way back to the plane and Neha, fed up, just told him to talk to her or dump her. He decides to talk to her and (with some actual communication!) they go back to how they were in season 1. Like, a healthy total drama couple!

They're also getting chased down by the English mafia from this point onwards and no one else knows. So like Neha's trying to complete the challenges as quickly as possible so they don't catch up to them and everyone is convinced 'he' just really wants the million. In reality she just doesn't want the other contestants involved in a gun fight cause then she'd have to explain everything and that's too much effort.

Alejandro is convinced Duncan is flirting with 'Noah' and is jealous concerned his teammate is falling for it. Like I said earlier, Duncan just really wants in on the mafia and decides to try and get his gf another bff cause as much as he likes Gwen, it's kind of awkward when your gf's friend has a thing for you.

Courtney isn't jealous of the thing with 'Noah' because Duncan openly admits (for once) that he wants them to be friends and keeps pushing for the two to hang out. She just thinks it's cute that he's looking out for her. People Alejandro definitely think they're trying to add 'him' to their relationship. It's not helped in the wedding challenge when 'he' pairs up with one (or both) of them.

Eventually the English mafia catch up with them and instead of the plane exploding the final four (ale, court, Dunc and Neha) hear a sound then all of a sudden 'Noah' is shoving Alejandro down and yelling get down and there's gunshots

Then somehow 'he' just pulls out a gun and starts shooting back as well as some of the staff and where did Izzy come from???

Her wig comes off during the fight and Alejandro has a moment of realisation while watching the twig-arm-apparently-a-girl-the-entire-time shoot a bunch of people that he was just crushing on her the entire time and some how didn't know

Don't really care who wins the million tbh

It ends with Neha, still a somewhat unwilling mob boss, getting a boyfriend, ties to politicians, a new punk underling and a lawyer friend

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Episode 5 - A Gamble for Fake Fortunes

Last time on Total Drama Vacation, eleven teams raced down a maze of water slides. The team dragged out by security being Katie and Sadie. With our winners being Leshawna and Bridgette! Will Katie ever get better with directions? Is Trent risking a heart attack the longer he's with Izzy? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Vacation!

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In today's challenge, the ten teams are allowed access to the casino part of the hotel! The teams are given a minimum of $500 dollars to gamble away with hopes to win it big! Whoever makes the most cash by the end of the day wins. Although, all of them are still underage so they'll be given paper money and chips from an undisclosed board game.

The unfortunate losers of today's gambling challenge are the Ex-Gal Friends. After the two finally agree on what they'll be playing, they choose bingo. A safe but slow choice based on purely luck. Courtney quickly loses her patience after a few rounds. Only winning a total of 1k in fake cash.

The winners are the Arch-Schemers, using their poker faces, gestures and charms to manipulate their way to the top. Earning a total of 100k in chips.

Lastly, our randomly selected team we showcase are Queen Bee and Geek who decided to pay baccarat.

Oh but what's this?! Today's challenge was a reward challenge!

Making the Ex-Gal Friends safe from being dragged out by security! The Arch-Schemers now have a newly installed jacuzzi in their hotel room for them to have for the rest of their vacation!

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Episode 5 - A Gamble for Fake Fortunes

Last time on Total Drama Vacation, eleven teams raced down a maze of water slides. The team dragged out by security being Katie and Sadie. With our winners being Leshawna and Bridgette! Will Katie ever get better with directions? Is Trent risking a heart attack the longer he's with Izzy? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Vacation!

(Extra below cut)

In today's challenge, the ten teams are allowed access to the casino part of the hotel! The teams are given a minimum of $500 dollars to gamble away with hopes to win it big! Whoever makes the most cash by the end of the day wins. Although, all of them are still underage so they'll be given paper money and chips from an undisclosed board game.

The unfortunate losers of today's gambling challenge are the Ex-Gal Friends. After the two finally agree on what they'll be playing, they choose bingo. A safe but slow choice based on purely luck. Courtney quickly loses her patience after a few rounds. Only winning a total of 1k in fake cash.

The winners are the Arch-Schemers, using their poker faces, gestures and charms to manipulate their way to the top. Earning a total of 100k in chips.

Lastly, our randomly selected team we showcase are Queen Bee and Geek who decided to pay baccarat.

Oh but what's this?! Today's challenge was a reward challenge!

Making the Ex-Gal Friends safe from being dragged out by security! The Arch-Schemers now have a newly installed jacuzzi in their hotel room for them to have for the rest of their vacation!

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a quick silly little draw for my alenoah fic cause i thought it would be silly

its got werewolf alejandro and noah being like hmmm and lots of silly friendship + movies

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a quick silly little draw for my alenoah fic cause i thought it would be silly

its got werewolf alejandro and noah being like hmmm and lots of silly friendship + movies

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You can only reblog this today.

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Bot accounts and Real people with accounts.

I’m pretty sure the tumblr community is well aware of this problem and probably loads of other people have already made posts about this, so I’ll keep it brief.

So recently blogs like this keep appearing in my followers list (these are recent ones)

Now when you get a spam blogs or p*rn bots you’re supposed to blog them. But some these blogs are actual people who are new on tumblr and have the default icon, so you’re supposed to check before who block them. But here’s the problem…

some of these blogs don’t have anything. No posts, No description, No title. So you’re gonna automatically assume that these are spam and block them.

Now I hate fact that some of these blogs belong to actual people and I’ve been blocking and reporting on blogs like these for the past few days, and that they’re probably wondering why there being blocked or reported. ( sorry to the people who own blogs like these that I blocked you)

So a couple of tips for new blogs on this site,

1.You could change the title (a catchphrase, a favorite quote, a random sentence etc.) or type small description, or whatever random stuff you like!

2. You could change the your avator or icon (it be a picture of you, a cartoon, again it’s your choice do whatever)

3.If you’re not planning to frequently post stuff and just sign in to check out other people’s stuff, just put a put a post something like this just to show you’re new here.(again u can write down anything)

if you’re reading this and new to this website I hope you found these suggestions useful and should stop you from getting blocked immediately. Happy posting.