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Dairy Queen just dropped my fuckin Blizzard!

It's coo tho, they gave me another one

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I show off my chest cause I like my chest. And to show I got big tiddies. In short, sho yo titties.

My fucking bad. Apparently there's fuckin perverts around the damn Seireitei. Keep your tiddies covered.

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If Mayuri gives you something to drink, drink that shit.

Nevermind don't do that shit. I woke up dead

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As a kid they tell you to eat certain shit at a certain time of day. As an adult, I be eatin birthday cake at 6 in the morning... point is they lyin

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Drive ya damn car with sense. Mfs really be out there tryin to race death

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Always have gas money for the mf drivin you around, don't be a dick, cause they don't mind drivin you

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You ain't gotta dance. Just two step. Mfs still do it

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If you ever in the club and mfs start wildnout, don't duck, you a bitch if you duck

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If your back is itchy, use that part where the wall juts out. And do like a bear.

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When walking your dog, fucking carry something to clean up their crap... then light the crap on fire on your enemies doorstep

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Don't put a leash on your kids. Just carry them like a duffelbag.

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After being at the Waterpark, put chips in your sandwich. Iyktyk.

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If it's hot were you are, bust open a fire hydrant. Free public waterpark

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If somebody tells you to grow up, punch them in the throat.

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If your TV remote don't work. Don't let it fool you. The batteries still work in that mf. Just smack it and hold it higher above the box.

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If you ever get lost. Yell as loud as you can. Something aughta hear you. If not, pick a direction and just run.

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If you're ever riding a horse, and it bucks you off, don't bitch out. Punch that mf with a mean right hook.