kennyswurvegurl
kennyswurvegurl
Don't Stop Talking About Palestine
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kennyswurvegurl · 2 hours ago
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its a mystery
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kennyswurvegurl · 2 hours ago
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Little Alyx writing her name in big messy first grader handwriting on D0G’s back ‘in case he gets lost’
Little Alyx skinning her knee and D0G freaking out because shes bleeding and he can’t figure out why
D0G sleeping on Alyx’s bed keeping her safe while she sleeps
Little Alyx losing her ball on a train track and D0G not letting her get anywhere near it to get it back
D0G’s eye being little Alyx’s night light
Little Alyx having a pertend tea party with D0G
D0G breaking and Eli having to calm down little Alyx and say that its okay its just a short circuit because little Alyx thinks hes dead and is sobbing
Tiny little Alyx
D0G
young Alyx and little D0G
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kennyswurvegurl · 2 hours ago
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guess my favorite rene descartes quote
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kennyswurvegurl · 20 hours ago
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The anti-tumblr
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kennyswurvegurl · 1 day ago
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@important-cat-pics
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kennyswurvegurl · 1 day ago
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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kennyswurvegurl · 1 day ago
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A 14 year old girl flushing her miscarriage down the toilet can be charged with mutilating a corpse, but keeping a dead woman on life support for 120 days then cutting her open to extract a 2 pound fetus because her dead body was decaying too fast to sustain the pregnancy any longer is not only legal but compelled by law. America/the world/men hate women so much.
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kennyswurvegurl · 1 day ago
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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kennyswurvegurl · 2 days ago
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Yuzu Kato: Borrowing from the Tiger's Majesty (2022)
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kennyswurvegurl · 2 days ago
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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.
American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.
Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.
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kennyswurvegurl · 2 days ago
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guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent
#me
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kennyswurvegurl · 2 days ago
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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal
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