a bunch of people pointed out that big mans splatfest team was originally "find a way to survive" in japanese and it was changed to "save the day" which honestly changes it for me. i would have went with "find a way to survive", shout out to my intense fear of death but instead we get this incredibly funny characterization of big man that reads as
in front of you is a basket. across from you is also a basket. you have 5 minutes to defend the basket closest to you while also collecting little golden clams from the area around you and getting them into the basket further away, else your mental state will be destroyed. you have been given 3 mentally unwell children to assist you, but there are also 4 mentally unwell children working against you. the timer starts now. good luck
One of my favorite things ever is when friends that aren鈥檛 into your same interests share findings of said thing in the wild with you + know just enough about it to know who the iconic gays from it are
in salmon run you must cooperate with a team in order to take down boss salmonids and collect golden eggs. your goal is to reach the quota while keeping yourself and your teammates alive. these tips may help you raise your rank and have more fun
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KILL HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL HIM !!!!!!!! PRIORITY TARGET !!!!!!!! UNAUTHORISED FUCKING THING ! BLOW IT UP NOW !!!!!!! NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!