kensei-san

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Newly conceived pickles

Freshly milked mayo

Harvested ham

Newly wed cucumbers

Freshly birthed tomatoes

If I owned a sandwhich restaurant like Jimmy Johns I would call fresh bread "Freshly hatched bread" and I would call my drink sizes "Big, Bigger and Biggest." Would you like to eat at my sandwhich shop?

The freshly hatched would be a little off putting but everything else seems fine

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@huntress-official @tacticalvanguard @celestial-naiad

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Hey baby do you have cancer yet? Cool me neither.

no npcs in fallout 76 so now we have to romance each other

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I am 80% sure this is a new faction.

ho boy

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Miss Warden's armour didn't really hold for shite in the end, did it...

Sad cuz she was really cute I hope she’s ok

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

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we’ve come full circle

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As a conservative myself I'd like you to know there is a MASSIVE difference between having conservative views and having racist, homophobic, or any bigotting views. If you wanna dress up as a gay knight we really don't care.

We don't support white nationalists

We don't support Nazis

We don't support the Alt Right

Were conservatives not monsters.

Happy Pride Month

fuck the alt right, fuck nazis, fuck white nationalists and fuck conservative ideology as a whole.

im taking men in armor from their slimey history warping little fingers. good night alt right, knights are gay now so eat my shit and suck a dick.

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ASGHDHASJFDJFSHJDHKHAFFsjJFHKJSKHFDSA

IM ALREADY BROKE FOR BUYING THIS GAME

ITS REAL!!!!

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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

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“owo whats this” is good but i think its worth noting where it came from cause too many people dont know

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So...

I main kensei but I'm in the knight faction because I may like to dash attack all day but at least I ain't no fuggin weeb.

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You should do it! Even if you don't win the community will appreciate it! And remember theres thousands of people sending in work so don't feel bad if you don't get it. Ive been considering sending in work too but i don't think my weeb kensei edit counts lol.

Sent that art in c:

Im genuinly considering submitting work to the for honor fanfiction but also feel like it would be a lot of work to make something good enough to my standards.

I have a problem with contests, Because if I dont win I feel like I wasted my time trying in the first place at all.

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I can agree with that. Too much damage when his health is low.

Hello 991, there’s a large Japanese man with a telephone pole emote spamming outside my house

Seriously how the fuck do you open up Shugo

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Can we address that his grabbing attack is still immensely overpowered?

HE ONE SHOTTED ME FROM FULL HEALTH WHEN I WAS BOUT TO KILL HIM IN A DUEL

Hello 991, there’s a large Japanese man with a telephone pole emote spamming outside my house

Seriously how the fuck do you open up Shugo

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ALSO I SAW THE FUCKING WIGGLES THERE WHEN I WAS LIKE FIVE

im thinking about that godforsaken fishing pyramid again