keo-k
keo-k
certified fishy guy
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He/Him. goober. im so sorry mutuals
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keo-k · 4 hours ago
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my ARMMM dude the fucking triple shot doesn’t hurt going in but good god i’ve had a headache for hours and i can’t raise my arm above halfway did i mention my nose has bled twice. last one probably unrelated i don’t fucking know
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keo-k · 4 hours ago
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just witnessed someone managing to make a breeding kink sad. how the FUCK did you do that
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keo-k · 1 day ago
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rhrsohmy gosd i dells asleep at msy ksueboard
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keo-k · 1 day ago
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someone GOTTA do it bro
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keo-k · 1 day ago
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i ❤️ manspreading
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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i’ve sent so many overly professional emails and requests today MAKE IT STOP
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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corporate job kills the stoneheart
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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Every day I curse shadow milk for being able to pull pure vanilla
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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I’m sitting in a coffee shop right now, and there’s a teenage boy and girl (I’d say about 16-17) sitting at the next table over. At first I thought they were on a date, but actually the exact opposite is happening - no, not a breakup. I mean they’re talking about the fact that they both have a crush on the same girl. Currently they’re very earnestly debating whether they should ask her out one after another or if they should go together like in that one episode of Community.
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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Wow bro that sounds really rough *gently places my hand on your cock* I want you to know if you ever need anything I'm always here for you
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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onion rings but it goes to voicemail
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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jirai miku i drew today ^^
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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Heizou wearing Seth's (ZZZ) uniform!
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Here's the thiren version :>>
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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quick heizou doodle because im stressed out in a painting that im currently doing 🥹
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keo-k · 2 days ago
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no more mr nice guy
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