He/Him. goober. im so sorry mutuals
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my ARMMM dude the fucking triple shot doesn’t hurt going in but good god i’ve had a headache for hours and i can’t raise my arm above halfway did i mention my nose has bled twice. last one probably unrelated i don’t fucking know
#get your vaccines chat they can hurt like a bitch but you know what hurts worse? Tetanus#im gonna go take three advil
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just witnessed someone managing to make a breeding kink sad. how the FUCK did you do that
#well. there’s probably a few ways you can do that but. still#???? why are you making me cry over this guy and his BREEDING KINK
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i’ve sent so many overly professional emails and requests today MAKE IT STOP
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Every day I curse shadow milk for being able to pull pure vanilla
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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I’m sitting in a coffee shop right now, and there’s a teenage boy and girl (I’d say about 16-17) sitting at the next table over. At first I thought they were on a date, but actually the exact opposite is happening - no, not a breakup. I mean they’re talking about the fact that they both have a crush on the same girl. Currently they’re very earnestly debating whether they should ask her out one after another or if they should go together like in that one episode of Community.
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Wow bro that sounds really rough *gently places my hand on your cock* I want you to know if you ever need anything I'm always here for you
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Heizou wearing Seth's (ZZZ) uniform!
Here's the thiren version :>>
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quick heizou doodle because im stressed out in a painting that im currently doing 🥹
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no more mr nice guy
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