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Everything Is Totally Under Control & I Am Definitely Not Supposed To Be Dead

Midoriya Inko and Bakugou Mitsuki had been friends since their college days so when Inko had her child years before Mitsuki did, it was no surprise that one-day Midoriya Izuku would begin to babysit a young Bakugou Katsuki when he reached middle school.

But years later, when tragedy strikes due to the negligence of the Pro Heroes, it seems as if the Midoriya family was lost among the casualties. After the attack, the area grows to distrust the pros, as villain activity spikes. So, when a mysterious vigilante appears and starts taking matters into their own hands, the civilians are ecstatic, the pros not so much.

Meet Alternative “Hero”: Verdant Musutafu’s newest hero outside the law. He totally knows what he’s doing, and he isn’t constantly terrified of failure, and he definitely isn’t supposed to be dead, either.

Aka an AU where Deku is older than Katsuki and was his babysitter, then Deku became a vigilante for some reasons, and All might didn’t save Katsuki from the slime villain, Deku did and then he got caught and is now one of Katsuki’s teachers at UA.

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Alternative “Hero” : Verdant

AKA the green Vigilante:

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This is so sweet! Ive been taking a break from writing to focus on schooling but now that this semester is over i just needed a push to start writing again, and I think I just found that push <3 Thank you so much!!!!!! This absolutely means so much <3

Someone out there is waiting for your new stories. 

Someone out there is reading your stories to get through a rough day. 

Someone out there is recommending your fanfics to others with glee. 

Someone out there is appreciating all the hard work you put into your stories. 

Your writing is important. 

Your fanfiction is important. 

Never think your content doesn’t matter to a fandom, because your content might just be the only thing that makes someone else feel like they’re not alone when it comes to shipping certain characters together. 

Please keep writing. 

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New Chapter!

In Which Miyuki Goes To College And Eijun Is Confused

Ch 3 http://archiveofourown.org/works/4253010/chapters/14701915

Summary: Miyuki decides to go to university instead of going Pro after graduation and Eijun realizes that he actually has to think about his future.

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KageHina Cafe AU trash for your enjoyment.

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Send me MiyuSawa Prompts!

I actually have time to write at the moment!

Ao3 : X

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Part 2: The Words Unspoken Series

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Part 1: The Words Unspoken Series

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New Oneshot out on AO3 <3

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Literally Walking on Eggshells: Chapter 1

The first chapter of my new fic is out!

Summary: Eren and Levi are partnered up to take care of an Egg in their Life Science class. The project is only two weeks long but even that seems impossible to handle. Between Eren's shenanigans and Levi's wrath will they be able to survive the two weeks? Or more importantly will their little Eggwin make it out in one piece?

Chapter 1: The Final Exam

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“Armin please I’m begging you! Please be my partner for the Final I can’t fail this class or Mikasa will kill me.”

“Eren didn't you listen in class?”

“Of course I listened! Well then again after Mr. Zacharius said the words Project, Partner, and 50% of our grade I kinda went into panic mode. I swear if you leave me and I have to partner with Jean again I will literally die… wait if I get partnered with Ymir or Jean I will literally die. Horse face will fail us and Ymir will not stop complaining about how I’m not Krista. Krista isn’t even in our class!

“Eren listen to me for a second! Mr. Zacharius said he’d be picking the partners at random! We could end up with anyone.”

“NO! No No No No this cant happen. He’s gotta make me your partner or I will fail and then I will die by the hands of my overly protective step sister and I quite like my life. I’m young and I have a lot of potential! That depends on what your definition of what potential is but still! Armin help me!”

“You did this to yourself Eren. Mikasa and I have told you many many times to study and do your homework but you chose to watch Netflix and cooking videos on YouTube. You cant even cook, I don't understand why your so addicted to watching them.”

“Hey! It’s because the food looks so good! I mean it’s like online window-shopping! You always look at the things you want but can’t have. In my case I want to eat all the food but I cant because I’m incapable of cooking. Basically I’m torturing myself for the sake boredom. But that's not the point here! I shouldn't even have to take this class and the homework is worth too much! Besides all the answers are on yahoo answers therefore I shouldn't have to do them.”

“That doesn't make any sense. But I’m sorry Eren I can’t help you here. I don't have the power to change the assignment and neither do you. Now I need to go set the table, Grandpa is almost done with dinner. Ill see you tomorrow Eren and do your homework. Goodnight”

“AGHHHHHH this is so frustrating!” I screamed into my pillows and kicked my legs frantically.

“Eren stop acting like a 5 year old and come eat dinner”

“Fuck! Mikasa you scared stop doing that!”

“Well maybe if you weren’t so oblivious to the world we wouldn't have this problem?” Mikasa said with a smirk. “Come on I ordered pizza.”

At the mention of pizza happiness flowed through my body and I ran down the hall to the kitchen and the project was pushed from my mind.

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“Now its time to get your partner assignment for the Final project.” Mr. Zacharius told our class.

“Shit!” I slammed my head onto my desk and groaned. “I totally forgot!”

“Forgot?” Armin asked me confused. “We just talked about this last night! How could you forget unless? Pizza?”

“Pizza.”

“Now that makes sense. Well you’re just going to have to deal”

“Hmph I know I know.”

“Armin Artlert?”

“Yes sir!”

“You will be paired with Jean Kirstein” I saw jean glance at Armin with a relieved expression on his face and I glared at him channeling all my frustration. He saw and gave me a knowing smirk as Armin packed up his stuff and went to sit by Jean.

I was so angry I almost didn't hear my name being called.

“…Eren? Eren Jaeger?

“Oh oops yeah?”

“Do try to pay attention Mr. Jaeger for your own sake.”

“Yeah sorry Teach.”

“You will be partnered with Levi Ackerman.”

Levi? Did I know a Levi? Did we have a Levi in our class? In our school?? Lost in my thoughts again I was quickly thrown back into reality by the loud thud of textbooks hitting the empty area on the desk next to me. In the seat that Armin once sat in was a pale angry looking kid. He had bored grey eyes and a face that looked like it could be permanently morphed into a scowl. His hair was neatly shaven into an undercut with a strange part attached to a pair of bangs. This guy was scary. How the hell hadn’t I noticed him before? I scanned the room for an empty desk and I found a spot in the back of the room next to this really energetic kid named Hanji. I suppose their excitable energy had drowned out the presence of Levi’s dark and brooding one. I looked back at Levi and much to my horror found that he was glaring at me.

“Oh uh Hi I’m Eren Jaeger. Its nice to meet you.”

“Levi.” He said in a deep, rich voice.

And with that he turned back to face the front of the classroom and waited for Mr. Zacharius to tell us what this project is going to be.

“Now that you all have your partners, you will be stuck with them for the next two weeks. I don't want to hear you complaining about it or I will mark your grade down. For this project you will be caring for a baby.

A baby? A freaking baby???? Murmurs spread through the classroom as I had an inner panic attack.  I can’t take care of myself let alone take care of a baby. What if I break it? How do I feed it? Can I go home?

“Ha!” Mr. Zacharius laughed. “Gets me every time. No you wont be taking care of a real baby you morons. You will be taking care of an Egg. This project, as I said, will last for two weeks. You must keep your baby alive for the entirety of the next two weeks. If you break it, you better have a good explanation and witnesses because you only get two chances. And don't even think about trying to replace the egg with another one because I can smell the difference and I will check the authenticity of your eggs at the beginning of each class. You and your partner must care for the egg as if you are its parents. You will document your daily lives with the egg and switch off taking care of it. You must not leave it at home or you will be docked down. They will live in the refrigerator in the back of the room while you are at school but you are responsible for their whereabouts everywhere else.

“Since this is a partner project there will be days that you must spend a certain amount of time together and complete tasks that I will assign for you. More details on those days are to come. For now I will give you your first assignment. You must name your egg and then you must design a home for your egg. It must be sturdy enough not to collapse on your egg, but small enough to live in your refrigerator and not be of inconvenience to others in your home. I will pass out the eggs now.”

Shit. This seems like a lot of work. I glanced over at Levi and saw him looking at the front of the room with the same bored expression on his face. I looked away and let out a breath I didn't know I was holding. I have a feeling this is going to end badly.

Mr. Zacharius came around and handed Levi our egg. He gently held it in his hands and looked at it with a strange expression on his face. Before I had time to ask, Mr. Zacharius started talking again.

“Now, please name your egg before the end of class and then by tomorrow, plan out a home for your egg. The eggs will say here overnight and will leave with one of you tomorrow in their home that you will make during class. You have 10 minutes to decide a name”

“Eggwin”

I snapped my head to look at Levi with a confused expression. Did he just say what I think he said?

“Excuse me?” I asked.

“I said Eggwin. He looks like he has eyebrows like our shitty class president Erwin. Therefore he should be called Eggwin.”

The strangest thing about this whole ordeal was not that he wanted to name our egg Eggwin, but it was the fact that he said this with that same bored expression on his face.

I glanced down at the egg in his hand and I saw he was right. The egg does have eyebrows. Big, curvy eyebrows.

“Eggwin. Its perfect.” I said laughing.

Levi didn't even bat an eyelash.

“Uh do you want to get together after school to plan out Eggwin’s house?” I asked him.

“Sure.”

“Okay cool. Would you like to come to my house? My sister has practice and my parents are at work so it would be pretty quiet. Unless you’d rather work in the library…?

“Your house is fine.”

“Okay I can drive you there after school. Ill give you my number so you can just text me when you get out of class.

I scribbled my number onto a piece of notebook paper and handed it to Levi. He took the paper and put it in his bag. “Okay kids times up. Please write down your Egg’s name on a piece of paper and also include you and your partner’s name. I expect you to have the plans done by tomorrow and like I said we will create the homes in class. Please return your egg to me along with the paper with the name on it. After that you are dismissed.”

Levi and I handed our egg and paper to Mr. Zacharius and headed out the door.

“See you after school” I told Levi as I started walking to my next class.

I saw him nod and he started walking in the other direction and was quickly joined by Hanji bouncing at his side.

As I walked down the hallway, I realized that strangely, I was anticipating my next encounter with Levi when school ended at 2:30. But I had to get through a whole day of school before then.