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I didn't choose the grandma life.

The grandma life chose me.

*falls asleep at 9:00pm*

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Agree to do petplay with a girl and I just run around naked in the bushes devestating the local ecosystem for several weeks until I get hit by a car and go to hell because I can't be Catholic

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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

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you would undo God's punishment?

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Better Fuck Saul’s Ass

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Lilo & Stitch is a great example of a story that has no villains. It has antagonists, sure, but most of them are well-meaning. The worst person in the film is that little shit Myrtle, but she’s not in the film that much anyway.

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when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

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shrek 2 is and always will be my comfort movie

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so as it turns out when you dont wash your dishes for long enough beasts and ghouls start spawning inside of your house in a similar way to minecraft and i just think thats a very unfair mechanic

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this used to be the oldest bar in texas until they built an older one

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reblog this with what your tumblr avatar would be if you had to put your blog name into craiyon in order to generate a new icon.

[Image description: An AI-generated image of a blurry, human-like figure with a single tentacle instead of arms. The figure is dressed in construction-worker gear, and seems to be performing repairs on a wooden telephone pole. End ID.]

mine is this tentacled repairman made of static fixing what is presumably a bad post.

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why do I have to rebuke god it's 8:23 am.

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due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green