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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
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Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"
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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none
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Sorry, I canonised them. yeah, they're saints now. sorry.
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oh sweet light of my life
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in which i remember that there are characters other than Lyle
more midgameish spoilers under cut!
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Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside
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my neighbour said "you know your cat climbs up there and stares at me?" and I said "yeah, I know, I'm sorry."
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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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