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Fun Fact: Togrutas are capable of echolocation

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*hands you a lop for may the 4th* 🐰

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okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

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Me watching Rebels: Oh my god Ezra, please stop hitting on Sabine. That's your sister, this is embarrassing, please stop.

Me watching Ahsoka: Haha, Sabine wants to kiss her brother so bad~

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I feel morally obligated to tell you that in legends, the stripes on torgrutas lekku/montrals become more or less vibrant with certain emotions

what I'm saying here is that Ashoka blushes blue.

LMAO?? love that omg

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And for the record, if someone was like "I don't believe those three people actually had superpowers" twenty years after they were killed, I wouldn't say that person was obviously stupid for holding that position.

Ended up down the rabbit hole of how many Jedi there were before Order 66. According to my research, there were about 10,000 Jedi knights. I don't think that number includes any of the younglings, padawans, or elders (I'm including the masters with the Jedi knight number since ultimately, they're still knights but just with a padawan who has passed the trials). It doesn't include the service corps of the Jedi order either. So, just to be super generous, let's just say there were 40,000 members and affiliates of the Jedi order.

As for the entirety of the galaxy Star Wars is in, there was no clear number for the population but the roughest estimate I could find was somewhere between 96 trillion (96,000,000,000) at the lowest to 400 quadrillion (400,000,000,000,000,000) at the highest.

If we were being super duper generous, the Jedi order made up approximately 4.16666667 × 10e-08% or 0.0000000416666667% of the GFFA population.

That number is just so ridiculously tiny. So to get a clearer understanding of how small that is, let's use Earth's population: 8.05 billion. 0.0000000416666667% of Earth's population is 3.35. The Jedi order would be made up of 3 people (4 if we're rounding up) in our world.

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i really should make an oc based on my favourite concept ever: jedi dropout who does online tutoring for kids whose parents didnt hand them over to the jedi

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Yes this is a barissoka blog now and no one can stop me.

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honestly it’s no wonder that Anakin ‘I’ve loved the same woman since I was nine’ Skywalker never took to diplomacy, because 99% of his experience with diplomacy is Obi-Wan’s version, which is at least 80% gratuitous flirting

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she's barbie he's just kanan

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star wars headcanon time:

- so mon mothma (based on the ep3 deleted scenes) knew Padme pretty well. and consequently TOTALLY clocked that she was pregnant. she knew. a bunch of senators knew. they never said anything because they respected her privacy.

- however padme was good at keeping her Secret Affairs under wraps so mon mothma had no idea who the father was. she never guessed it might be anakin bcos everyone knows Jedi don’t do stuff like that.

- padme dies suddenly & mysteriously. shortly thereafter bail organa and his wife announce that they’ve adopted a baby girl. 

- at the time mon mothma does not think much of this BUT later as leia gets older she begins to resemble padme more and more in both looks & personality and mon mothma is like. hmmm.

- so she draws the natural conclusion.

- padme was having an affair with bail organa! and when she died in childbirth bail quietly ‘adopted’ the baby to avoid the scandal.

- mon mothma elects not to say anything about this because it’s not really her business and also the past is the past and padme has been. dead for several years at this point and she doesn’t feel like opening that wound back up.

- instead she just, takes leia under her wing.

- anyway! later when a kid w the last name Skywalker who says his dad was a jedi shows up to join the rebellion she’s like. hm.

- she didn’t know anakin well but at the very least she knew OF him and they like, probably met

- so she figures anakin must have fathered a child while he was travelling the galaxy during the clone wars. she never really liked anakin so she’s just like ‘hm guess he was a deadbeat dad. can’t say I’m surprised.’

- she is not aware however that Anakin became Darth Vader so she doesn’t really feel the need to say anything to luke about this. as far as she’s aware luke already knows the truth about his parentage. at most she might be like ‘hey I knew your dad a bit, he was a good jedi & a war hero’.

- so as far as mon mothma is concerned, anakin skywalker’s son and padme amidala’s daughter are both fighting for the rebellion. the fact that they’re the same age is just kind of a coincidence. tatooine uses a different calendar from most planets so she never notices that they literally have the same birthday.

- anyway later Leia is like ‘so guess what! luke is my long-lost brother. isn’t that wild?’

- and mon mothma is like

………………….’PADME WAS BANGING ANAKIN SKYWALKER????’

(leia: not what I expected you to take from that but. yeah I guess she was.)

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What if the clones DO have a concept of incestuous clone relationships, but it’s if it’s your BATCHMATE that’s nasty, but just some brother from the next battalion over? Everybody’s done that! Who cares!

(the next battalion over is the 501st, EVERYONE has done that guy, his name is Bicycle, he is now my most treasured OC)

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Just two parents taking their daughter out for popsicles. 

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the bean herself 🙌💜

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The cast of the Original Trilogy had cliched, boring character concepts that were executed wonderfully enough for it not to matter. 

 The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid. 

The cast of the Sequel Trilogy had amazing, thought-provoking concepts that were executed in the town square and put up on pikes as a warning to others.

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[image Description: I will start off with an apology, my puns are terrible. There's three drawings of Cade Skywalker and his crew. Cade says that he's not a Jedi, he's Je-bi and that's he's not "grey", he's just gay. And his crew and Luke Skywalker's ghost are looking tired. Also Deliah and Jariah, the crew, are playing thumb war. That is all, end of i.d.]

In my defense I think he's in character.

Also I'm on pain killers this is how I cope.