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“I am gay. I’ve had two boyfriends most of my life. I currently got legally married- thank God it’s finally legal in america. I’ve had some kinky sex, I have tried drugs through the younger years of my life. I’m broke as shit-”
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the tigers when Carole Baskin brought them their dinner on august 18th 1997

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me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it
me literally a minute later:

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when a hot person walks by and accidentally rubs against you

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welcome to my twisted mind
we have bananis…. and arvocadis…..
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why would u try to flex on tumblr.. thats like trying to act normal in the psych ward . u are here for the same reason as the rest of us idiot. brain damage
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this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness
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