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Kate Bishop: Guess what’s in the box!

Clint Barton: Donuts?

Kate Bishop: Nope.

Clint Barton: Muffins?

Kate Bishop: No…

Clint Barton: Corn dogs?

Kate Bishop: No.

Clint Barton: Chocolate?

Kate Bishop: No! It’s not food.

Clint Barton: Then who cares?

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"Kind of a comedown from around the world by private jet"

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

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because I’m curious (please reblog for wider sample!)

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For example, if it takes 5 minutes by car but 15 minutes on foot, but you rarely have access to a car, it's 15 minutes. If the subway takes 20 minutes and the car takes 30, but you usually drive, it's 30. If the walk takes 10 minutes and the bus takes 45 minutes so you walk, it's 10 minutes. Etc.

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If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!

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“Ivan, one of these days somebody is going to pull out a weapon and plug you, and you’re going to die in bewilderment, crying, ‘What did I say? What did I say?’”

“What did I say?” asked Ivan indignantly.

-Miles Vorkosigan, The Warrior’s Apprentice.

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comedy = tragedy + time

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I'm sorry I'm posting so much but I've been re-living this scene in my mind for like 16 hours it makes me SCREAM laughing. "A father?? Damn you tell me the wildest things. though come to think of it I've heard of other people that's happened to." STEPHEN!!!!!

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Implement.

Because "implements of DE-struction"

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SAAAAAALLLLLLTTTTTTTTT

where are my salt bagels???????

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