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Hey! No need to look so grouchy, it's Dr Pepper! It's a really good drink!I have extra- did you wanna try or not? (I had a large Dr pepper yesterday it was yummy)

“I don’t believe I’ve ever had this… Dr Pepper…”

*He stares at you suspiciously.*

“What is it?”

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If the mod doesn't mind a question or two, I'd like to ask

In your rules you mentioned wanting to have Keith be as cannon as possible (which is understandable, I get it)

How would you feel about Keith meeting his aus? He'd still be the same, but it'd be interesting to see how two Keiths would interact

(Out of character)

YESSS THAT IM PERFECTLY OKAY WITH!!!

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“He’s a manipulator! He’s a sociopath!” Yeah and he comes with his own restraints. MOVE BRO, MORE FOR ME 😈🍽️

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eheh (o^^o) thing is. i wasnt even trying at flattery. it was just a small honest compliment.

and uhm. i cant help being honest about my opinions towards others…

while im here. would u like. one (1) strawberry bonbon? i heard u like candy (・ω・)ノ🍬

“You are very kind!”

*He grins down at you, his eyes shining with an unreadable emotion. Glee, perhaps? Arrogance?*

“Ah, thank you for the candy!”

*He accepts the bonbon and pops it in his mouth, humming happily.*

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me when I mention Keith at work at all (in character or ooc)

YOU GET ART!!!!!!

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I’ve got 20 dollars and half a one may I request 1 (one) singular

“It’s gonna take more than that if you want me”

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Give me my money back 💔

“No”

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Keith: I often forget other people have limitations. It's so sad.

Skylar: Psst, Dorian. He can feel sadness?

Dorian: Not really. It's what you and I would call condescension.

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what’s you favorite memory of you and Dorian??

-📦❗️

“Well, we’ve had so much time together it’s nearly impossible to pinpoint one moment! If I had to pick one that sticks out to me… It would be when we reunited, probably! It’s nice knowing that despite all the years we were apart, he still missed me!”

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This except he’d be the REASON I’m in therapy

Dorian and I can trauma bond over him!! /j

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Waiting for you to overdose

“Never gonna happen”

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Freddy: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Kopi: Y-you were putting it in cold water?? Luke: Freddy?? Answer the question Freddy! Freddy: Yeah? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realise there was an actual reason Freddy: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water? Luke: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Stefan: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?? Luke: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Stefan: It takes less than a minute! Luke: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun!? Stefan: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Luke: Like seven minutes! Stefan: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan! Luke: You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted! Friar Errol: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Dorian: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE!?

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no really it's a super rough sketch (keith)

saucy things are implied. idk why i cant blur it

naked old man jump scare

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Keith, you seem like a cat person (because they’re both evil and very sweet like you)

Assuming I was right in my assumption and you are indeed a cat person, if I were to give you a cat, what would you name it and why? Would you protect said cat with your life?

(if you answer no to that last question im gong to lock you back in the crawlspace again.)

“Cats?”

*Keith pauses, thinking to himself about your question.*

“Well.. I cannot say I’ve ever had one.. I do not think any of my previous owners had owned cats either.. But I am— neutral? To cats. I am simply not an animal person, I much prefer the company of humans to pets. The closest to a pet I’ll ever have is Dorian.”

*He tilts his head to the side, utterly perplexed by your next question.*

“Well… As stated previously, I do not believe I’ve ever been in the company of a cat. Pets do not interest me. (However… If I had to choose an animal, it would likely be a cat in comparison to an animal like a dog. Dogs are, for lack of better terms, gross. I wonder if I could teach a cat to pickpocket?)”

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