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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

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Is it Pizza Dough Spin Tricks? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzU1DNCiRQQ

Could someone help me figure out this one episode of GMM. It’s an older one, Link still had his long hair. He was wearing that grey tribal looking sweater with triangles on it. Him and Rhett were blowtorching different things and then they made a picture on a plate made out of different sauces. 

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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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“Popeye’s commercials really annoy me. Do you think that woman is really the owner?”

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Ketchup with epic music on the side.

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Captain’s Log 1162

               Today the God of Shirtlessness bestowed his Grace upon our mightly crew. (So great was His visage that I have included illustration of His glorious presence.) 

Our eyes and our hearts became once again full after the dreaded summer interim. Astonished, we greeted also the elusive Goddess of The Butt. She shinned but the bare tip of her glorious self upon our unworthiness, but humbled were we to receive Her gift. 

We sleep soundly tonight wondering what the morrow will bring.  

Captain’s Log 1162

               Ecstatic! For the second time our crew is truly blessed. On this 23rd day in the month of August, the God of Shirtlessness once again shined His light upon our astonished eyes.  He blinded our mere mortal eyes with his Grace not in one, but twofold. 

We all eagerly and hopefully await a second coming of our fair Goddess.

Captain’s Log 1162: Second Entry

I write in haste in these harrowing moments. Fools were we! True woe has befallen us. She struck us quickly and with surety. Her presence so strong and unexpected! We were not prepared, not worthy. Her magnificent self revealed with such valor. To view Her sacred profile proves too much. 

Oh, so many have fallen! Their cries haunt my very soul. Dead! they bellow. I’ve died and now I’m dead, they lament. Woe! Woe to my fellow man! No doubt the God of Shirtlessness and Goddess of The Butt have colluded on this very day to carry out our ill fate.

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Pork’s blood, but why?

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Team Rhett v Team Link

In gmmore most of the crew chose to got to Team Rhett during the apocalypse (all except Alex). And I’m just sitting here like, man, Alex is the only crew member that’s going to survive, cause one day the rest of the crew’s going to wake up and all the supplies they’ve been gathering for the last few days? Gone. And so is Rhett. Cause I am 100% sure that Rhett ain’t going to be on Team Rhett, he’s Team Link all the way. And Alex? Well he gets to survive as long as there’s plenty of supplies.

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Love how these 2 stories about being afraid have so many parallels, and they both specifically make a point to talk about pants.

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Rhett better watch out, he has 2 whole ‘get you back’ points, if he collects 3 he might actually win a ‘got you back’ prize. How exciting!

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@afangirlsplaylist 

Who wore it best?

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In Potato Head Theater he said he didn’t like Titanic because he ‘doesn’t like movies that make him feel like he needs to hold his breath’

He’s said on several occasions that he will not watch a movie twice (I feel like, at some point, he tells a story about being at a movie and it being evacuated, getting free new tickets, but sneaking into another movie to watch like 15 minutes because he didn’t want to rewatch the beginning of the first movie)

Many times he’s said he doesn’t like scary movies

I know there are a few GMMore episodes where Link talks about his picky taste in movies but I can’t find any of them. Does anyone remember what he said about that?

@afangirlsplaylist @mclaughneal @missingparentheses @wellknownwolf @kpuff23 @lawrawraa37 @graveyard-whistler

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"I'm a deadly weapon."

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Bow, bow, bowbow *spirit fingers* booooow