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(ooc: really weird specific hc: porter found a pool table for really cheap on some website and bought it. the freight has never played a game of pool. it is used for (in this order):

-a seat

-a dinner table

-trying to throw the balls into the holes

-beating each other with the pool sticks ))

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Was floating in my grandma's pool all morning reading and my thighs are so sunburnt.

Not enjoyable

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Random StEx headcanon because I say so

I absolutely adore the headcanon of Bochum Greaseball being Wembley Greaseball's father with all my heart. Like he just gives such unexplainable girl-dad energy to me.

some fans also interpret them as older and younger siblings respectively but I feel the parental relationship is more fitting because Greaseball gives me the impression that he'd ABSOLUTELY be arrogant enough to give his kid a legacy name.

doesn't matter the gender the SECOND that kid comes out of manufacturing(?) "Greaseball Jr." Is getting slapped on to their creation(?) certificate!

and in my personal HC design of Greaseball (that I may draw some time although not much would change-) the highlighter yellow of her hair would be the much softer pale blonde of her mother Bochum Dinah (aka "Dianah" as I call her) with her fuck ahh fringe being more curly like Dianah's

Greaseball Jr's whole motivation to start racing was because she wants to live up to the legacy of her ex champion father, Greaseball Sr, and make him proud (although she doesn't have to do much to accomplish that when all she has to do is blink and he'd be proud)

Anyways thanks for entertaining my Girl-dad Greaseball supremacy propaganda! maybe more stuff to come in the future, who knows...👀

[Art by @laura.el_art on Instagram]

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You're so valid for lesbian wemb!greaseball. THAT'S A WOMAN-KISSER. A GIRL ENJOYER!!! Ignore the haters they're just lowkey lesbophobic (even if it's unintentional) and won't admit it <33

finally someone GETS IT!!!! GREASEBALL KISSES GIRLS!!!!

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100% how they got together

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Porter and Greaseball are both very pe teacher coded to me but Porter is a kind supportive coach who talks things through with you when your parents are getting a divorce and Greaseball is just constantly encouraging kids to murder each other during dodgeball.

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Quidrogen crumbs, they make me sick. Ignore that Tassita looks totally different I hate their canon costume.

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Hydra: *sniffling when he sees Tassita*

Tassita: Is Hydra okay?

Rusty: he was playing a nuzlocke and named a Dratini after you.

Slick: It died.

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in my mind although tassita loves quiet and will just kill you if you are louder than 0.1 decibel he will instantly listen to any kind of drama you talk about. he holds you by thr shouldrs like "homegirl tell me everything or im killing both of us" and ur like ok!

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When bob turns void it’s cause he LITERATELY DIES (both times, medical study and kill switch)

Bob turns sentry after outside forces coax him into that mindset and those actions- AND last he remembers he was just shot several (probably hundred) times.

Bob will not randomly sentry/void. The team does not walk on eggshells around him. He does not threaten sentry/void, they do not cater to the possibility of sentry/void. He is hella resilient and does not void out at a break up or argument (we literately see him be normal in the vault)

They care about him. They love him. They don’t treat him poorly. But he’s not a time bomb, nor a weapon, or a naive child, and certainly is not intentionally evil one wrong word away

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It doesn't have the right vibe

Just thought you should know that hasbro has announced an official long furby

No this is not a joke

Kids these days. Back in my day we had to put the long in the furbies ourselves. We had to skin the furbies for tumblr. There was no other choice.

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poor poor bob

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Jumpscares everyone with my Dinah design

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He’s a FORMER DRUG ADDICT he has BIPOLER DISORDER he’s a survivor of CHILDHOOD DOMESTIC ABUSE he’s the MOST POWERFUL GUY ON EARTH he’s SUICIDAL he was DEFEATED WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP he DID THE DISHES he’s BRUNET he’s BLOND he’s a HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT he’s a SCIENCE EXPERIMENT he can SEE YOUR WORST MOMENTS he’s from FLORIDA

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Drunk Dadball: you’re wrong

Drunk Greaseball: no I’m not if you take the corners like this is well faster

Drunk Dadball: no no don’t argue with me on this I birthed you

Drunk greaseball: no you did not

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“fireflies only live for two months..but what a beautiful two months”

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I couldn't sleep so here's a really quick doodle of Oliver and Claire (and Hwaboon ofc) to celebrate my favourite musical of the season winning the Tony for Best Musical! (amongst others).

Congrats! I love these little helper-bots