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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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ed worl

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WE GOT ANOTHER TOM BANGER OUT 🗣‼️

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stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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This tweet reminded me of the freaks, so I made a sketch :3

omgomgomgomg.... its perfect... dude this looks like I drew it wtf...

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i was convinced to draw an old 2016 ew comic in my style. original under the cut

original almost here - original artist deactivated :(

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STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”

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you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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what does it say about us as a culture that most of our microwaves have a dedicated popcorn button

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do you think bjorn likes tomee bear?

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The ac in the coffee shop where I work doesn't work very well so I've taken to bringing my fursuit fan with me to keep cool. It's shaped like a popsicle and people get a kick out of it when they pull up.

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Another Kremlin policy to kill Americans put in place by MAGA traitors.